“...some people only pull their pants down to just above the knee when they poop. This seems insane to me.”

That screenshot with the sims boning and the neighbor standing there seemingly flabbergasted just made me lol hugely irl. That facial expression, the posture... Just thinking about it is cracking me up all over again. :P

Amen, Rihanna and Drake suck.

e“Sports” at it’s finest

I’m sorry. If a shower head is $150 off, that should bring the grand total to -$125.

I’m sorry. If a shower head is $150 off, that should bring the grand total to -$125.

A 500$ shower head, are you serious?

A 500$ shower head, are you serious?

It would be so weird to have an offhand comment you made about a novelty shower head turn into a cornerstone of said novelty shower head’s marketing campaign.

It would be so weird to have an offhand comment you made about a novelty shower head turn into a cornerstone of said…

Because mass-tattooing of people has been so great in the past.

Other people’s money is always paltry.

You could have bought a bunch of Magic: the Gathering cards without even going to another website!

You haven’t really slammed Bitcoin until you explain that ‘Mt. Gox’ literally, LITERALLY, stands for Magic The Gathering Online eXchange.

Talib is 2/2 on ripping Crabtree’s chain off...

It’s a schooner.

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

FWIW, I have the X1 Yoga 2ng Gen and I love it. Great device. Though probably pretentious since it comes with a stylus.

He’s A Dim Son...

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

In that photo her face suggests, “I can’t believe this fucking troll just grabbed my ass backstage.”