They problem is they have never had real jobs in their lives so they have no idea what having one is like.

“Even after that, why should other channels’ successes be focused on someone else’s viewers?”

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Gotta remember they don’t deal in statistics and facts. Only feelings.

God damnit, stop linking this bullshit racist garbage on deadspin.

She was clearly trying to kick the police officer at the start of that video.

Pelican is probably more well known for their gun cases than camera cases.

Pelican is probably more well known for their gun cases than camera cases.

It wont. They don’t care.

Yeah youre scared of white men but 96 percent of black murders are on other blacks and black on black murder rate is 6 times higher than the white. But hey that white guy might be mean to you.

Lion King just showed in my city and it basically broke every record we had for a show. Every night sold out almost instantly.

The word you are looking for is jealous not embittered.

So back when you guys were Gawker how do you feel about the fact Denton incorporated in the Cayman islands?

I never understood it either. When I was freshman on the hockey team a senior put shampoo in my 350 dollar ice skates. They all though it was hilarious until I beat his ass in front of everyone. Then they all left me alone.

If by excellent you mean not good... yeah..

Odds of being struck by lighting 1 in 700,000.

Odds of being stuck by lightning = 1 in 700,000

I watch gold rush because I like watching the machinery. The fake drama shit bugs the shit out of me.

TDS strikes again

Is he coming down i94? He should be passing through my town anytime now if he is.

Thanks for letting us all know you are racist.