... My iPhone sending comments before I'm done, and other aspects of the shows.

Haha! I boob-flex, which is usually enough to guilt them into looking at my face, with it's raised eyebrow ready and waiting. I usually get an apology :)

Girls, you tell us this is hot and we'll start wearing it.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records… …until I got kicked out of the library.

There is spoiler etiquette and, really, all of us should be following. Some of it's on you, some of it's on everyone else, but if we work together we can make the internet a better place:

JESUS DIES

I honestly think it's kind of elitist, too. For those of us who can't afford HBO, for one example, the options are either pirate stuff quickly or wait until it comes out on DVD ages later. It's fucking irritating to act like everybody has the time and means to be super up to date with TV.

Totally agree- although it is annoying when people think they aren't spoiling when they absolutely are. It's as if people aren't aware of this thing called "inference", wherein if you post a picture of, IDK, a title that says "This Changes Nothing" with Cersei clearly grief-stricken leaning over on the ground, I can…

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…

That's true, but this could be an opportunity for Lancome to expand into creating a product that covers everyone. Like when Queen Latifah signed with Cover Girl. I remember back in the day when the only Cover Girl foundation for WOC was tan. Now, they have the Queen Collection and it's actually pretty fab. Which is…

She fell or she "fell"?

When I was 11, I went to a weekend Girl Scout camp where I shared a tent with 3 other "friends" from school. I was always a target and never quite fit in, so it didn't actually surprise me when I woke up the second morning to hear the other girls talking shit about me. "God, she's so weird, she's so stupid, her hair…

I want more information on how the Spartan-kicking incident went down.

Teenagers lie to their parents to escape punishment. All the time. Lord knows I did.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

When I was an undergrad at Cal Tech, I worked in a restaurant.

I can't be the only one who saw the headline and thought ...

This is not about Doctor Who.

This photo would be better with Duchess Kate and Prince William cropped out. Not that I have anything against them, but this little exchange of looks between baby and dog is adorable.