The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

Jesus Christ. When I was a kid during the summer, the only time I saw my parents was when I came home for dinner. We'd play outside, unsupervised for WEEKS! Fucking busy bodies need go find a hobby.

No, but it does say it's being recorded for training purposes. Posting it online is training others to know that Comcast is shit.

By mail, in writing. You can always cancel anything in writing. Do it with a form of mail that gives you confirmation and you're extra covered. Keep copies. We've all gotten so used to phone this and internet that, we forget that in the world of courts (which is where it will go when they try to sue you to pay the…

But do you have a flag?

"it's cool"

Drop'n the goddamn mic right here kids.

You know, I'm just tired of this. I'm tired of being told I can't protect myself from an unwanted pregnancy. I'm tired of being told I can't have sex that doesn't result in a baby. I'm tired of being told that when I'm pregnant I'm a liability. I'm tired of being told that when I'm having a baby, I won't necessarily…

Rhubarb Lady is serving John Waters Realness. Every time I see this, I wish he still made movies, cause this lady would be perfect as a neighbor in one of his films.

That woman is terrifying. I would have called the cops. What a fucking asshole.

How is she real? How does she sound like that?! So many questions.

Have we confirmed that these two are not related to the rhubarb stealing lady?

Do you care to explain what that problem is in more detail so the rest of us may learn something? Seriously I'm not sure how it's a problem (like I don't understand you point of view not that I disagree with it nnecessarily).

I dunno, I thought the comparison between the Katy Perry and the Sara Bareilles song was closer...

Years ago I went out for coffee to check out a guy I met online who gave good email and sounded reasonable on the phone. In person he was an Eeyore. He did, however, provide me my best TMI/online dating story ever. So it wasn't a total loss.

I live in Hawaii, not a great place for a fat little middle-aged haole (Caucasian) broad to get lucky in love. I was freshly divorced as of early 2013 and am paaaainfully shy. So I resorted to the Internet.

So, so, soooo many stories... I was in Match and E-Harmony for about two years, and really tried to make it work. I was honest in my profile, and posted accurate, current, head-to-toe pics. I'm a curvy hour-glass girl, but well-proportioned. I have ben told that I am pretty, with a resemblance to Courtney Thorne…

One time a dating website matched my dad up with his niece. As me and siblings teased, "I dunno dad, technically she's adopted..." He was not amused.

Shortly after I moved to Washington, DC, I got on Yahoo Personals or some crap because I wanted to meet new people. I decided to meet up with this guy at a bar near my apartment for a drink or two. After casual-type conversation, I'd assessed that he was a cute, blonde, laid-back, pot-smoking 'dude' kinda dude. I…

I dated a guy for six months or so, almost 7 years ago. He started out awesome but turned out to be a ridiculous asshole — for example, toward the end of our time together, after we had sex one night he "jokingly" compared me to Jabba the Hutt when I had a hard time contorting my body into a weird position he wanted…