He seems like a loser guy who has arrested development when it comes to flirting, but unless you left something out of the story where he caused you and yours undue malice, you just admitted to being a mean girl and a gross one at that.

In the first picture, can we mention the stick stickly thighs? Equally as terrifying as the blood and vacant eyes.

It occurs to me that Justin Bieber (and I'm not defending him) might have a visa to work Stateside. I mean he owns property here, so I think it might be a bit more difficult to push the eject button on him rather than someone who wanted to come for a week or so. Also, lets not act as if it wouldn't turn into an…

"She frosted me like a cake!"

I can get behind the anti-harassment portion of the paparazzi restrictions but no to the blanket restrictions. You knew going into this business that your life would be an open book should you achieve even a whiff a of success. You knew that your children were going to be photographed as you continued you assent to…

Yep. I came to the comment board just to remind everyone about Eddie Izzard's Definite Article.