“you see, SPECTRE is a secret organization of the evil elite, just like Quantum, only more evil and elite.”

just get two phones. 

just... nintendon’t

nope. i can 100% guarantee you that i believe it has never happened.

is this the uncle who said there’s a way to make Chun-Li naked in SF2 on SNES?

Scream 6: Scream 2: Stab: 9: Stab 2: Rise of the Beginning. 

Mulan was 24 years ago. 

total speculation, but i get the sense that this movie will ultimately be about Batman’s no kill policy. that’s the best way i can find Paul Dano’s Riddler to be threat. he’s trying to get a Young Batman, this fireball of hot rage and vengeance, to publicly murder him/someone. and it’ll come upon some personal…

it’ll be Venom 3: Morbius 2: The Amazing Spider-Man Returns

one thing i’m curious about: most of Spider-Man’s dialogue in the comics come in the form of thought bubbles. The suit AI and Ned were the perfect way to bring that to the screen by providing a second voice for Peter to talk out his thoughts with. Perhaps they’ll just have Holland start talking to himself more? or…

i don’t get why people hate external battery packs so much. they even make wireless ones now. isn’t it convenient having one device that can charge everything? at this point, if i was packing for a trip, and i had to pack separate batteries just for my phone, i’d be annoyed. 

i understood that to be 8 people painting 8 separate pieces of a costume, rather than 8 people huddled around a single costume painting it at the same time.

i heard that Henry Cavill is basically Josh Gadd + diet and exercise

hearing (Momoa’s) Aquaman say this line trumps any fish fucking joke.

Can’t be mad at Disney for raising prices.

who is the high school kid getting high on their BS here though? Kravitz for coming up with the line, Reeves for praising her while telling the anecdote of how the line came to be, or Germain for writing a whole article about it?

wait, he’s not literally vengeance? 

i saw that too, but didn’t get how that explains why gizmodo’s seemingly benevolent ad trackers are fine, while Wordle’s seemingly benevolent ad trackers could lead to some apocalyptic nightmare.

you’re missing the Freaky Friday scenario where that is actually Ben Affleck’s Batman, just in Michael Keaton’s Batman’s body.

they could re-edit the Professional, where Natalie Portman is also a hit man, err well, a hit girl. ohhhhh that’s why she’s called that.