you’re a tool assisted speedrun

i think you’re short-selling the depth of creativity here.

Captain America punches a hole in Black Widow’s dressing room wall

my post was responding to the idea that anything McDonalds produced would inherently be not limited due to McDonald’s ubiquity, and i wanted to provide examples to counter that.

but cant employees learn to pace themselves better?

i mean no real adult wants to be called an adult. this “adult happy meal” is made for kids who want to be called adults.

“... or end up flipping burgers at McDonalds.”

that’s old world mentality. we’re redefining what acting like an adult/child means.

interestingly...

they have to assemble those boxes though. which doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world, unless you have to do it 1000's of times. but imagine being used to just shoving orders into a bag, and now having to add this extra step of assembling a box, for no real reason since,as you pointed out, the contents are st…

branding. the four eyes is a signature of the CPFM brand. are you asking why people want things from specific brands? the answer boils down attention.

staff complain —> blogs post about it —> free advertising

check out my ugly shirt.

as someone who barely skims the article and goes straight to the comments, you just killed my boner.

“Special Thanks: Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and DEEP VOODOO”

the gifted grifter gifts grafts.

what’s the difference between a graft and a grift? a.i.

wait, i learned this in Econ class. that’s because snake oil is a “product” and NFT’s are “service”. wait, that’s not right. NFT’s are... uh...  

Penguin: hey! what about me?! you can’t just leave me here like this!

“you see, SPECTRE is a secret organization of the evil elite, just like Quantum, only more evil and elite.”