Mystery Men was a clearly a direct parody of the Burton/Schumacher Batman movies (of which we had 4 of by 1999, and cumulatively grossed around a billion dollars). the “terrible” villain gangs were clearly a nod to the camp of Batman ‘66.

Invisible Boy’s costume is very on trend these days. he could be mistaken for Lil Nas X.

“damn dude, that is some badass wrestling”

the public’s expectations of privacy have changed since the days of previous smart glasses releases.”

those bastards tricked me into watching that video because they lied and said it would be something else.

furthering my analogy, it’s like if movies were food: imagine you live in a city with a bunch of health food restaurants. everyone eats healthy every day, and that’s just how it is. then someone opens up a dessert shop. people go to the dessert shop to indulge themselves with unhealthy treats. then one day the dessert…

the Hong Kong Market <> the Chinese Market

i don’t know why people assume China will love Shang-Chi just because it stars people of Chinese descent. i mean by that logic, Panda Express and PF Chang’s should be killing it over there. right?

this. i finally went back to the theater to see Shang-Chi. it was a Tuesday afternoon and there were only like 5 people in the theater with me. it was my first theater experience since Bad Boys 3 in 2019 (what a disappointing last movie). anyways, while i was taking my pre-movie piss, i realized how much i had missed…

i’d say 7:00 - 9:00 is primetime. 10:00 movies get out at midnight, which is considered too late for some.

as much as i appreciate the casting of Lloyd, i always imagined live-action Rick looking more like Willem Dafoe. and live-action Morty will always be young Michael Cera in my mind.

as an Asian-American, i’ve been told to go see Shang-Chi to show my support. then i was told that if i’m nervous about the theater, to buy a ticket anyways as a sign of support (albeit jokingly). and this was coming from a friend who’s not that into any of the MCU stuff really. then it hit me. Disney is freaking…

the honest truth is that Fish Lives Don’t Matter. they’re a lower lifeform that are only there to serve the higher-level beings (either as food or cannon fodder). even some vegetarians are like “i don’t eat anything with a face... well, except fish.” they’re expendable and have no souls. this is just the way of the…

i hate how we reply to kinja comments

not sure how underwater physics works with Aquaman’s ability to psychically control marine life though.

“why of course Peter, i can use magic to solve your problem. but instead, i’ll use magic to show you why you shouldn’t use magic to solve your problems.”

Japan is currently experiencing its worst covid-19 surge of the entire pandemic, with over 24,000 new cases reported on Wednesday alone. Back in June, the country was averaging only about 1,500 cases per day.

i’d say whatever reality where Peter gets his powers, but Uncle Ben doesn’t die, is the one where Spider-Man is a villain. the death of the loved one is what turns Spider-Man into a hero.

i’m gonna say give it a week after the release, and we’ll see the TV spots with Maguire and Garfield urging us to go to the theater now!

Deep Blue vs Watson