Mario is tied up with the mob? oh no. 

“I’m a gigolo, always on the go”

at this price, i’d just go to Planemax or Planevana.

wait, it was their policy for the mechanic to go to a local store and buy screws himself? it wasn’t just incompetence?

daughter Zen S. Cannon of which he shares with Scott, twin boys Zillion Heir and Zion Mixolydian with Abby De La Rosa, daughter Powerful Queen and son Golden Sagon with Brittany Bell and son and daughter twins Moroccan and Monroe with Mariah Carey.

i don’t get pre-ordering BOTW now without a release date, discount, or any perks. it’s not like it could sell out on release... right?

i don’t get pre-ordering BOTW now without a release date, discount, or any perks. it’s not like it could sell out on…

“Shortly after World War II”

“I am a Jewish woman from New Jersey, you’re a disgusting piece of shit. I live in Oakland, you fucking asshole! You’re a loser!”

one can only hope they were flying to their destination, and are now banned from flying home. enjoy.

since he was an adult male, they probably felt threatened and backed down. had it been a small woman or a kid, maybe.

if you repeat a lie enough times, it becomes true.

and maybe one of the passengers is noble veteran who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time to end up where he is, and all he wants to do is get home to see his wife and daughter? maybe he has a buddy with diabetes on the plane too?

so you’re saying... no vaccine, no masks? for the greater good?

time is moving at the same pace, you’ve just been moving at a super slow speed, so everything seems to be moving really fast. like a reverse-Flash... but not Reverse-Flash.

wouldn’t being on twitch, onlyfans, and twitter be akin to being in different stores? wouldn’t i want my product on amazon, walmart, and target shelves?

if you’re gonna sell games of women in bikinis playing beach volleyball, why not advertise on videos of women in bikinis playing games of women in bikinis playing beach volleyball in a hot tub?

we got Columbo over here...

i remember the summer that Pokemon Go came out was same summer i went to Japan. i had this idea in my head that i would train up a Pokemon and leave it in Japan. i spent the whole trip scouting out a good location, something kind of off a beaten path, beat the gym, and left my top Vaporeon there. he was back like an…

Vincent Chase post-Aquaman vibes.