Andrew Jackson? that you?

i dunno... guessing that Sharon Carter is a Skrull now is about as likely as guessing that Evan Peters is a multiverse reference a few months ago. 

Zemo already stood trial from Wakanda. T’Challa ruled that he doesn’t die, but goes to a cell (i guess location doesn’t matter). the Dora Milaje only care that he goes back into a cell.

[Sam approaches Torres carrying two bags. he holds up the one carrying the shield]

Torres: what do you want me to do with these?

remember Game Genie on Gameboy? and the little book of codes that fit in the back? 

i got Shake Shack to-go the other day. got a shack burger, fries, and a hot dog. the guy bags my order and asks “would you like ketchup?”. yes please, i respond. he puts in 1 packet and hands me the bag. like, wtf am i supposed to do with that?

wait, is the “Max” in HBO Max from Cinemax? 

yeah i don’t know how those adult learning shows can compete with online documentaries for free.  

that’s exactly why a gateway service could work. how about, based on your plan, you can handpick X number of shows across various services every month, and X number of movies every week?

but it’s super, super unlikely.

she’s hot. 

article: this isn’t about creating monkey-men.

i miss the good old days, when criminals had a little class, and paid for stuff in briefcases of cash.

“wait, that’s not the emoji for cancer research?”

how in the hieroglyphics could i have figured that?

this sounds totally reasonable and makes sense. gamers will hate it.

about to say... my Switch has been doing the Power On function. same with Chromecast.

as an Old who doesn’t speak emoji... what am i looking at here: 🏩

the original worked because it had a solid core. (it was Enter the Dragon).