the only way to avoid being a new trope is to be an old trope. Lemar is also Walker’s girlfriend.

i think i know what you’re talking about. you took me down a weird rabbit hole back to the internet from 2006.

way overpriced

this is why i stopped going to Costco

half of a stimulus check

i saw this back in 2017 and was waiting for Hasboro to make it official. though not double what i thought it would cost.

it makes perfect sense. if you’re making drugs that react with the brain, why wouldn’t you be interested in a company that’s creating a machine that maps and reads the brain?

this is definitely a collector’s piece. considering that the last NASA themed 5600 is going for $600 on stockx, $140 might not be a bad idea?

i remember when everyone always sided with the filmmaker, and “the studio” was a faceless evil machine ruining our childhood.

get a paper towel, dab some rubbing alcohol, wipe wipe.

you’re dumb

maybe it’s a fuck you business deal? like you rejected someone’s offer, and then you want to rub it in their face even more, so you purposely invest in something really dumb. to be like, fuck you, i’m throwing this money away. 

me: excuse me, mr. will.i.am...

actually i think “xtupid” would be pronounced “shtoopid”

if you want something a little more understated and professional, i present the LG PuriCare

he also has 7 Grammys and 8 Billboard #1 records.  

i’ve seen this video dozens of times, and every time, the two same things happen

I question whether I’d be okay wearing a mask in public after pandemic because it might make me a target for racists

maybe this will become a tik tok trend where the we sync grandfather’s head nods to some Lil Nas X song with a caption like “GrandBOP, circa 1942".

why would Big Porn want to show me Margot Robbie going down on my grandma... wait. you bastard. it’s in my head now.