i say within the next 10 years, we’re gonna see the rise of the digital pornstar, and a completely digital character will become as popular as the top human pornstars.

the movie takes place a few years ago. Lebron is undecided on whether or not he wants to leave Cleveland. then, his experience the leading the Toon Squad in the WB Universe among all the famous characters gives him the resolve to move to LA.

i always wonder in movies like these... like, in real life, Lebron James and Don Cheadle know each other. so is there no Don Cheadle in this movie’s universe? who plays War Machine? or is there a Don Cheadle, but he looks completely different, or else when this movie’s Lebron James first meets Don Cheadle’s character,…

WB: Mr. Jordan, we would love for you to co-star in Space Jam 2, where you play against LeBron.

if there was a Bill Murray equivalent, they wouldn’t put it in the trailer, or else it wouldn’t be a Bill Murray equivalent. i fully expect some random surprise celebrity cameo as themselves. my money’s on Kevin Hart.

some of these live action cameos are interesting

see, in the first one, Danny Devito and his cronies came from another planet. they flew on a space ship and came to Earth. that’s why it was called Space Jam.

and a new Mortal Kombat movie in 2 weeks.

Phil Knight: Shut it down.

i couple of years ago, i put a pop socket on my phone, a pop socket mount on my battery pack, and got a really short USB cable.

how’s your car’s extended warranty though?

i want to try the live feed version while my friends walk around the model like kaiju.

i had known Wyatt Russel as “that guy from 22 Jump Street”.

Steve Rogers: How come it’s not a standard issue?

can it read amiibo?

why wouldn’t we? running a streaming website is not too dissimilar to running a TV channel. you still gotta find stuff for people to watch.

“k, hanging up now. bye!”

is there really a difference though? when a show is dead to me, it’s dead to me. 

this is a good strategy. hold COVID-19's data ransom until it leaves or pays up. 

he bangs Nicole Kidman in Aquaman