if this were reddit, i’d give you gold(finger). but since it’s not, i’ll just give you the finger.

HI WADE!

dude, you should come over to my house for dinner tonight, my mom is making BREADED TENDER SHAPED CHICKEN BREAST PATTIES!

considering the Mandalorian takes place post- RotJ, i wonder if in Jon Favreau’s eyes, he made the true sequel to the OT. 

Baby Yoda in the Mandalorian isn’t actually Yoda. the Mandalorian takes place a few years after Return of the Jedi. 

#OverheardInWakanda

does anyone else use hot dog buns? PB banana dog.

you forget the bacon. PB Banana Bacon.

i just realized that they totally whiffed their handshake

if Todd Phillip’s Joker was “Scorsese’s Joker”, this Matt Reeve’s the Batman is definitely “David Fincher’s Batman”.

if you tuned into DC Fandome, the theme of DC moving forward seems to be “everything is in a multiverse”. i think after Joker’s success and the hype the CW Crisis got, they have no qualms about multiple versions of the same character existing at the same time. 

I’m begging for the days when a live action Batman movie could have some whiff of levity some fucking color.

“The CW already had a Hawkgirl, and execs were afraid viewers would be confused.”

if you’re turning “Mandela Effect” into a verb, does it become “Mandela Affected”?

if they’re willing to re-release Inception now, i have no doubt that when things return back to normal, they’ll re-release Tenet in theaters. it’ll actually play into the “experience it twice” theme this movie seems to have going.

has there been any uptick in interest for VR cinemas?

COVID made me realize that there are two types of national/global disasters. made-made (politics, war, crime) and natural (disease, climate change).

people donate money to streamers for attention. “if i give them money, they might publicly say my name and thank me. if it’s a larger amount, i’ll get a bigger reaction. and that brief 2 seconds where i have their attention is worth it.”

i was totally imaging the sequel to this movie would start with a scene where Quicksilver and Magneto are on a fishing trip.

all of the costumes were horrible in the movie.