I gotta ask: what are Audrina Patridge’s work commitments?

Le sigh...Jenifer Lewis...

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

No, it’s really not. It may be distasteful to you, but women is a noun and female is an adjective; these are distinct parts of speech and serve different purposes. You wouldn’t say men nurses and women firefighters. Or maybe you would, but you would be wrong.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

That sounds exhausting. Looks like my occasional adult acne is here to stay! Lol

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!

Beyonce and she’d say she did it first.

But is your sleep ELITE?

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

They suggested he get an MRI, he suggested they should fuck off, and then his arm suggested that Thor is not a doctor.

Plus if there’s definitely more dunkers who can homer than homers who can dunk out there, right? So if most people who can dunk can ALSO hit a home run, you’ve won the argument right there.

I will listen to no Facebook comment dumb enough to put a hyphen in Autobot.

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

“Yes.”

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.