I’m guessing they realized that having a bunch of foreign athletes and fans walking around Boston likely wouldn’t be a great showcase for the city or America.

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

Best sports hair past and present:

Pretty sure “full medical benefits” on the Mets is just occasionally getting hit with a pipe wrench in a random body part

Shade! Woke! Here for it! Is Everything!

It works, if you don’t eat food and only drink tea ☕️

Would you rather bang beiber or be triple teamed by hanson?

Me when I thought they were going to insult Bieber:

I’m confused by the need for qualifiers after “Chris Hemsworth.”

You said: “The answer was, of course, Kevin Durant.”

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

Yeah, Emma, how could you have forgotten that one game six weeks ago when a seven-seed briefly crawled out of an 0-2 hole before their heavily-favored opponent finished stomping them out?

Charlamagne and Wendy Williams will probably never speak again and that’s fine with me.

I don’t like them either. So we have that in common.

It feels like you had a point you wanted to make before this, and then saw this article and said “Eh. Close enough.”

How about shortening the lineup to 6 players? How about creating a cadre of robots that throws 5,000 pitches per second to allow for simulation of the entire season? How about summarily executing all players from the 25 man rosters of any team involved in a game that exceeds 45 minutes? We must examine all available…

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Similarly, this amazing tweet: