Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

We are Boston circa 2002.

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

Which Mike are you referring to? I can’t tell because you didn’t specify surname and they both have the same first name (Mike).

He already has that show. It’s called “Halftime”.

I think you mean Courtney Cardashian.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

Even though it actually spells the name, I never saw the Disney “D” as the letter D. I just saw a symbol that I knew was the Disney logo. I think I was in my early 30's before I saw the “D”. I think it was because the balance of the letter being so skewed. What is supposed to be the left side is practically the center.

I thought “duck duck gray duck” was one of your “hotdishes”

Nope.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Frankly, you’d think they’d be excited to claim the pilot as another person in attendance.

Sister. And love interest.

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter: