Anyone have any suggestions on dealing with a rat infestation?

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

True, but c’mon. Tiki Torches? What are they gonna do, lead everyone around in a Cintronella parade? This asshat is the pied piper of mosquito repellant.

Also, Ted Koppel! My heart!

Wait, Eleven was twelve? I feel cheated.

i’ve read joust about all i can about this stupid topic. david, sir, i suggest that you take a page from my book, armor yourself against future attacks, and simply let these russian hackers shout themselves horse with these baseless accusations, and know that you gauntlet their words get you down.

Plus she has no animal sidekick! Real Disney princesses have animal sidekicks.

I’m with you. I think they both despise each other but she’s just as greedy, ruthless & proud as any other Trump.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

My dad has painted a (not great) rendition of this and put it up in his yard. On 4ft x 6ft plywood. In Trumplandia. It’s pretty fucking awesome.

I was going to say, it’s pretty rich to try to trademark your name and end up sparring in court against the person you were likely named after.

She dropped down into a dumpster filled with foam blocks and I think she got wheeled off the field while still buried under the blocks. We were at the game and saw her drop in and saw the dumpster get wheeled off at top speed so I assume she was still in it!

I think it’s more about keeping our own heads on straight. Having been in relationships that were gaslight-y, one of the most basic things you can do is remind yourself that yes, what you are experiencing is real and no, it’s not okay.

Lots of papers = lots of work don’t ya know?

He’s trying to make it look like he’s so busy and presidential.

I bought some new ones instead so joke’s on you.

There is a claim that green card holders are being cuffed and their social media reviewed. They are being questioned about their attitudes toward Trump.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*