will that be what happens or will everyone just take selfies of their bruises? 

When a Trump-aligned lobbyist won’t take your case despite the fact that you’re a literal prince, you know you’re probably fucked.

The reason this is being done with such haste is to make as much info public before she commits suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head twice and the gun walking away to turn the cameras back on and tell people to get back to work. 

JFC. This mayoral motherfucker talks just like my ex-husband. When I’d ask him why he was doing shitty things, his replies would be things JUST LIKE “I’m not hearing objectivity in your question” or “I believe you believe what you’re saying.” Divorced that idiot 28 years ago, but the dark memories of his stupidity…

You don’t understand. The problem isn’t that Trump is cynically peddling snake oil to rubes. The problem is that this is the Jesus these people believe in:

I’m surprised he didn’t say it was from Trump Hotel and Casino. The best Bible. Gold foil trim. Super Jesusy stuff on all my properties.

That's what I initially assumed, but a brutal thug like this is probably no different at home. Maybe the general condemnation broke through the cycle of violence and made her realize that it's not ok. 

I think The Windsors on Netflix is close to a fictionalized Real Housewives. It also has some shades of Dynasty in the Camilla character riffing on Alexis Carrington.  Anyway, it’s a great show for a good laugh.

I figured Oprah had the staff throw out the whole bed every day and a freshly outfitted replacement brought in.

Harry has a lifetime of ugly history with the press that’s intimately connected with his childhood trauma

I think M & H are actually decent human beings making the best judgments they can. No one has perfect information.

Oh fuck, that’s straight outta Agatha Christie novel. I won’t say which one though.....

“Because I think at some point I might have to cook f̶o̶r̶ them” 😂

I thought this was asking what sort of shame I was hoarding, and my immediate response was “far too much to possibly list, thanks”.

Um, Samantha, just an FYI: Jezebel doesn’t pay for posting.

But just think, if they’d made this decision a year ago. They wouldn’t have had to contend with controversy over Meghan’s birth plan or obligated to make a public spectacle or the birth announcement and christening, all of which clearly felt like a imposition to the young family. They’ll of course remain public…

Also grey from an early age over here, and I stopped dyeing my hair about ten years ago. For me, the invisibility thing has been a bit different. I teach at a university, and my students’ attitudes to me have changed—I’m now, if people’s behaviour is any indication, somehow some combination of scary, irrelevant, and…

What I’m taking from this is that you, Tracy, are doing a much better job of cultural commentary than Jennifer Weiner is doing. I’m 54. I’m ambivalent about my own place in the hierarchy of sexual objectification, because while I absolutely understand, and feel, the deep problems of objectifying women’s bodies, and…

The royal family aint got no hittas? Somebody send this man a $100,000 in KFC gift cards so he can go on where he belongs.