Dumbfuck state visit memories

How can colonialists like HRH Randy Andy even see it as sexual abuse though, if the victims are just working/poor class girls? 

I still say the most reasonable solution is to eat them all. 

The royal family is a white hegemonic colonial institution that predictably protects sexual abusers over the only person of colour in the family. I am glad they got out from that insidious family. 

Back in the days when Boris was Mayor of London, I saw him a few times cycling over London Bridge. Looking back, I really wish that I’d pushed him into traffic.

*adjusts Canadian hat*

Apparently they’ll be racist, no matter what she does

The Crusty Claudettes of Britain will be in their feelings about this till the end of time and they can sit with Can't Miss an Opportunity to Shit on Some Black Women Brigade. Cause whatever happens he still didn't choose them or care about their  pperspectives.

Megxit is a palace flack’s dream diversion. It knocks Andrew off the front pages, and it utterly demotes what should be the #1 story in the UK to the financial pages: Brexit happens in two weeks and trade negotiations with both the EU and the US are in tatters. Whether the Sussexes get a few million more or less…

I can see Charles reducing their stipend, via several valid rationales. They certainly aren’t entitled to his money.

Really wish Jez would respect the Sussexes a little bit and drop the stupid nickname. I hate that so much. Meghan has been through enough already, as Jez used to point out. Yes she is a rich famous person but so are many women Jez crushes on (Cardi i.e). She seems to be a charitable and decent person who got caught up…

If Will and Harry are so keen on releasing statements that refute false narratives, could they please considering a statement that this decision is not 100% Meghan’s fault? For a guy who wants to protect his wife from the press, Harry seems to be letting her take the fall so far.

So they are Beatrice and Eugenie level now

3 words: Tim Horton’s franchise

Well, Diana didn’t have a job, which puts her in a very different situation than Harry and Meghan are likely to be in. I’d guess at least one and probably both of them are going to be bringing in money. She was also living a much more high-profile life than either of them seem to want, which increases security needs.

That kind of lux just ain't for them...

The couple said in a statement released by Buckingham Palace this evening that they plan to split their time between the UK and North America, while continuing to carry out royal duties.

I love the two bodyguards flanking him.

Wow. A religious schism in my lifetime. Never thought I’d see the day.

The expression on his face reminds me of when I had a shoulder injury and people kept trying to side hug me or slap me on the back. I wonder if maybe he was in pain and it caused a bit of an over reaction. I had to tell one friend that I was going to punch him in the nuts the next time he grabbed my arm. Can you…