There are no condoms being provided this year.

This means that in 15 years we are going to have a new generation of super Olympians that were conceived this month.

The conclusions they drew based off their findings are deeply flawed (I mean, the whole study is). If I were answering their questions, I of course would value my own BMI reduction more than my spouses because I can control my fitness (or whatever) and care about it. I cannot influence someone else’s who doesn’t want…

Are they sure that’s it’s better for the overall health of heterosexual women and girls to be even more encouraged to capitulate to society’s expectations of how to feel about our our bodies? I do not need more things in this world telling me my body (and by extension, my entire being) is only worthwhile if it fits a…

You mean I might have to write some actual funny jokes instead of taking cheap shots, like a playground bully?

Warren did have a messy marriage, but in a quiet Midwestern way. His first wife, Susie, moved out and lived for decades in SF. Astrid, her BFF, with Susie’s blessing, moved in and became Warren’s long term partner. When Susie died, they married. I think they even sent Christmas cards with all three of them in the…

That’s definitely his rehabbed image. In the 90s he was viewed as being much more “ruthless businessman" but he paid a lot of money for the Mr. Rogers image.

It’s almost as if the $hit he’s gone through has caused him to be inconsistent and a little crazy. I’m not seeing anything sinister here, just a guy who’s tried to do what his family wanted and found he just couldn’t so when the chance came to run from it, he took it. We should all be so sane. No sarcasm.

Agreed. I’m a high skill worker in a demanding field, and I’m seeing even very profitable companies trying to hire new people at 70% of the going rate. I also have the benefit that my wife is in a very similar area, and we're able to compare offers we see. The low paying ones have been shocked when we don't respond to…

And more of Keely and Rebecca. It’s one of the best female friendships I’ve ever seen on TV.

I don’t get it. What’s left to say at this point? Why does anyone think the BRF is going to change?

Thank you! I feel like I’m spamming at this point because no one’s bringing this up. He’s acting like a scorned partner when he was, at best, a casual drinks thing on her calendar that day.  And his wife is dumping on MM too.  She’s probably jealous of all the attention that Piers is giving MM.  It’s insane.

It wasn’t a date.  He’s married.  She was being polite and he’s being a creep.

What happens if we apply Occam’s and Hanlon’s Razors? Hanlon’s is invalid for Shkreli. He’ll absolutely choose malice when neutral would do better, and he’s not stupid. Occam’s, choose the simplest answer, appears to me as him seeing a gullible target and recognizing her insecurities. Then he went to work on her for…

This was my favorite take on twitter when the whole thing broke

A narcissist and a narcissist’s supply walk into a bar....

Remember the Southern strategy? That’s Nixon — or even Goldwater. It goes back way farther than Reagan.

Risperdal is, as far as I know, the only FDA approved drug for autism. We have not gone that route, but at least its a real medicine and not a cleaning product.  

Risperidone is a treatment for autism! This is not an off-label use, it’s a very helpful medication which helps people with autism sort through and ignore stimuli that otherwise make it very difficult to focus their attention or manage emotions.

I’m still early on in the article, but I strenuously object to listing Risperdal alongside elimination diets and superfoods. Yes, the class of medications that risperidone belongs to is called “antipsychotics,” but that does NOT mean that he was being mistreated for an unrelated illness. Risperidone is often…

+1. It was 10+ years ago so well beyond Jezebel’s attention span, but huh with the idea that Britney escaped tabloid scrutiny? Jesus H. Christ. That stuff was everywhere the summer she went nuts. Justin Bieber’s various misdeeds have been covered ad nauseum. The Amanda Bynes thing was fairly brief because her weird…