After watching five hours on Michael Jackson’s child abuse modus operandi, all of R. Kelly’s protestations come right from the playbook. Big heart indeed.

When threatened or even remotely challenged, respond by throwing fits, screaming, blaming, and escalating physically until you regain control. That’s what abusers do and R.Kelly did exactly that. 

It’s beyond hilarious watching the Republicans get rattled when they try and intimidate Cohen like they did with Christine Blasy Ford.

Slower Lower 🙄

I’d ask what they get out of it, but I know the answer: life. Vampiric narcissistic supply from draining the soul of a strong person, bit by bit, little by little, for years. It’s sad that this experience is so familiar to so many of us. I hate that we all know a person like this.

First, Lee Radziwill now Karl. Fashion is losing icons left and right these days. 

Who cares about any of this other crap? Lee Radziwill. The American version of Princess Margaret to First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. Mother-in-law to Carole Radziwill, who, well, who cares, but she survives her husband/Lee’s son Prince Radziwill, and she was on RHONY.

That letter was mailed after the wedding, when everyone and their Uncle knew he couldn’t keep shit private. You can’t tell me that the royal family didn’t purposely curate the letter, fully knowing he’d give it to the tabloids. He’s such trash though. 

Daddy Markle will never stop. He’s happy trading the possibility of rebuilding a relationship with his daughter for a quick $10K every few weeks. Probably got double that for turning over the letter.

The next step for Meghan is to cut him off entirely. He is a toxic person and she doesn’t need that kind of stress right now.  How vile her entire dad’s side of the family is. 

My ex-husband had a better name. He offered to take mine even though it was truly awful. He’s my ex and I’ve just kept his name. It’s easier to spell, easier to say, and it confuses the hell out of people. 

Comments like this always make me think of the game Arkham Asylum where the Riddler tells a riddle where the answer involves chopping off the limbs of a baby. When asked how he could say such a terrible thing his answer was “It’s not my baby.”

He was on ON BEING? Ha! Public radio’s home of schlock spirituality? Well, then that fits neatly with my Maryanne Williamson correlation.

Still waiting to read about why this is Meghan’s fault. Looking at you, Mail on Sunday.

It’s a constitutional monarchy the Queen can’t just end it herself.

Cheers to that!  Seriously. 

I thought this was the year a rabbit would actually break into the Supporting categories, and am deeply disappointed.

Whatever reason someone has for quitting drinking is a good reason.  Lots of people need a reason to do something that’s really hard to do.  And quitting drinking is reeaaallly hard to do.  Ask me how I know.

The way she describes it as “not in love with the way I do it” is the same sort of language others who don’t drink anymore describe how they had issues with managing their intake.

Nah, if it’s a group, there’s always someone moving it. Maybe more than one. But if you’re by yourself, that’s actually the devil for real. Don’t do that.