*whoosh*

How much of the Little Rock move was pushed by Walmart. Can’t have all their warehouse people leaving for more money. Walmart might have to start paying a liveable wage.

As the father of daughters, I understand just how wrong it is to slice paper thin strips of flesh off women and pass it off as prosciutto at the farmer’s market.

I don’t miss him.

I really miss Adam Weinstein’s articles on Gawker. He was one of the best pure journalists we ever had in these pages.

Yeah, I’m also 50, and that is a take made of bullshit.

It’s almost certain that people (yes, a generous term to describe Huckabee-Sanders) are parsing their language literally and saying that Obama didn’t call every family, which is supported, in part, by pictures we have of him meeting in person with some families.

Nothing will come of it. It will change nothing.

The only things I care about right now:

In short, we’d have a meritocracy. Says a lot about people who are afraid of that. Impostor Syndrome writ large enough to destroy entire generations.

Somebody out there, come pick up your middle-aged accountant dad, he’s drunk, harassing women and undergoing a WTF midlife crisis.

I’m still not over that cancellation. Whateventhefuq.

Posted on AV Club about this but am grey there — This is the jackass who cancelled Good Girls Revolt in spite of acclaim, ratings, etc. He just didn’t like it so! They should have fired him then because that is just idiotic management to dump the biggest breakout, talked-about show they had in that season because…

Hackett claims Price told her, “You will love my dick” (reportedly a reference to another Amazon series I Love Dick). Later, at the party, Price allegedly came up to Hackett and loudly exclaimed “Anal sex!” in her ear.

You have to have cognition before you can have that.

I can believe she didn’t know. She predates him and had her own clout before he appeared on the scene. She didn’t need anything from him, so he had nothing to coerce her with.

Up until right this moment, I didn’t know how badly I really want to see this become a thing. Million upon millions of pacifiers sent to the white house in protest.

Is this a thing? Can we make it a thing? That thing being anyone who thinks the Moron In Chief is a whiny baby orders up some of those to be delivered directly to 1600 Pennsylvania. Little Donny Dickhead would get millions of them!

OMG, how glorious would it be if tens of thousands of people ordered pacifiers and sent them to the White House?

The perfect Secret Santa gift for Agent Orange: