Big Cousin is always watching.

What about if they serve them spinach around Round 7, that seems to liven up Popeye/Bluto matches.

Props to the video editor for putting McGregor working the bags in super-slo-mo so we’d actually be able to see his lightning hands. Should’ve set it to some obscure indie pop, though.

You feel strongly about this!

I buy a lot of useless crap, and I genuinely don’t understand why someone would buy a shirt with a picture of Tupac that has Kylie’s (Kendall’s?) initials on it. Even if someone were a fan of the Kardashians, it makes no sense.

A lightsaber handle, wrrrrr, wrrrrr

This is like asking for more male screen time in the next sisterhood of the traveling pants movie. They are playing to their audience.

Try a tossed salad between two buns.

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

Just sounds like you don’t own any eating utensils.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

Yup so stop asking

People still opening every Pokemon go article to post this exact comment?

Oh wow, this comment again, what a surprise

Hot take there.

Why’d they stop with so few hashtags?

This is the most upper middle class Texas thing ever. “No, Johhny caint play football because of the conclusions but watch what he can do with the fish wedge.”

See, there are things rednecks and rich assholes can enjoy together.

Hmm..then I would go pink blue green