He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Dexterity, skill, tactics....

Isn’t that just the latest evolution of a very old Hollywood principle that the bigger star gets the role, not the better actor? All that has changed are the metrics used to measure star power. It used to be “how many covers of entertainment magazines were you on?” now its “how many Twitter followers do you have?” But…

I just pay for my international friendlies... we may be talking about something different though

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

Al Swearengen is the fucking Picasso of cursing. This drip of tit spittle is little more than a feeble cocked vulgarian.

Racism? At an Indians game?

This really has nothing to do with their servers and more to do with cellular service providers.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Unlikely, That Fest sold out in 10 minutes or less. I live in Chicago and couldn’t get a ticket.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

So...you’re a transformer now, right?

Being a police officer is a dankless job but somebody’s gotta do it.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

They’re adults who skateboard, clearly none of them have jobs.

Boyz N2 the Hood

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

I have a Santa Hat Raichu but did not evolve my Party Hat Pikachus. Santa Raichu looks pretty sweet.