I don’t live by many rules, but this is one of them: Comedians are supposed to make jokes about things. If I find the joke funny, I laugh.

This. I im a sys eng at one of 3 cellular service providers mentioned in the article. And I was (still am actually) doing production support today. Our network elements what would be handling this type of traffic have been alarming since 11 am in our north and east data centers. (this is not normal for a Saturday)

I sit when I pee. How else am I supposed to waste 5 solid company minutes on my phone.

He doesn’t actually get it. They just show it quickly before he turns down becoming an Avenger for the time being.

I wasn’t a fan of the motion controls during the test fire. :/

Joy cons with other people but pro controller online/solo.

This!

It’s not. I’m a programmer and none of the people I work with including myself give a fuck about this. It’s just something to write about.

Yes, they do. That’s why as a programmer I’ve never understood the media attention this gets.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. I remember when RB were trying to switch engines they couldn’t do it till next season.

Wouldn’t they have to re-do the chassis is they switch engines? Is this a mid-season change or are they talking about for next year?

I have the same degrees and was thinking the same thing.

It’s like Le Mans meets glow in the dark mini golf. I’m down with that...

Lol, that is exactly what I was thinking. I was wondering if it’s glow in the dark paint or it only does that under black light. 

This whole fucking bullshit ‘leak’ by Intel is gonna fuck with my AMD stock, isn’t it?

Packed crowd!!!

This was literally my fantasy football team’s name this year. (I’m a Flyers fan and I bring my hate into other sports)

yeah, they don’t bother me. I don’t organize my apps other than the bottom four. I just swipe down and search for what I’m looking for like a non obsessive compulsive person.

The mail is a combo of 3 different personal emails. I have a work phone where the emails get checked. On this one it’s basically every place I’ve ever bought something online from and I’m too lazy to ask to get off the list. The phone calls are voicemails, but apple’s ai turns you’re voice mail into text now, so I…

I liked it. It’s different and fun. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how to switch which player my guy was focused on in the 2x2 and 4x games. My friend and I actually liked the vollyball matches the most.