I was thinking he was referring to his ball sack as his fish tank and the job being blowing him. HOWEVER, I’m not sure if this is current slang.

A killer killing himself? Yeah, I’m not feeling sad or tragic about it. Sometimes killing yourself is the only right decision people make, ask Hitler.

+1 snowball at Santa

all da time you have to leava da space!

yeah, but he has a point... who the fuck still does the ‘first’ thing? I honestly didn’t even know people still do it on youtube.

F ALO, I hope he comes in last place. He ditched Ferrari for McLaren thinking he would end up having a championship winning car and he was wrong. Now he acts like a baby about it and doesn’t honor his contract. I agree he is one of the best drivers in the world and if he had the car, Seb and Lewis would be sweating...…

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? Seriously, I pay more attention to hockey than I do baseball and I don’t even like hockey, but at least it’s not boring as fuck to watch. Are they trying to go the WWE ‘fight and people will pay attention” route like NASCAR? Fucking Americans, pretend you like a sport but all you want to see is…

Now THAT is presidential!

Thanks!

That is exactly what I was trying to summarize with the Georgia joke!

“Trust me if you owned one it would factor into your “go-to impress someone” meal as well.”

“a child presumably conceived while the victim was 17—is a rather powerful testimony to the need for comprehensive sex education and affordable contraception.”

It truly is the redneck medieval times.

I’m 33, I love txting my girlfriend and just adding “and chill” to random things. Like “when you get home from work, do you want to go grocery shopping and chill?” or

This is true. I’m 33, I could care less about what I’m missing out on. Plus i’m probably not missing out on anything. My friends and I have careers, some are starting to have kids, we are lucky to go out for drinks/steak after work maybe once a month. On the plus side: holy shit do I have a lot of money saved now that…

don’t be a software engineer for a telecom company. Every system, box, phone, database and plan is an acronym. Thank god we get spreadsheets to look them up when we see something we don’t know in the code.

“It’s probably no surprise that my Anova Precision Cooker factors into my “impressive meals” in a large way.”

esports is not really a sport. It’s like me and a bunch of people competing on how many times we can jerk off to porn hub. It’s just wasting your time online.

I’ve never herd of this thing before but the posture feature sounds pretty cool. I’m a software developer, so I spend like 11 hours a day hunched over a laptop (prob the same for bloggers) and don’t even realize what my posture was like until the next morning when I feel like I got ran over by a 16 wheeler.

Eli Roth as Bear Jew