We have a saying at our house: Home is Where the Pants Aren't
We have a saying at our house: Home is Where the Pants Aren't
Full disclosure: I don't actually wear overalls but I am not ashamed to admit that I regularly wear old, worn in flight suits that I have collected from pilots who are bigger/taller than me. They're so soft, like snuggies but with a hundred zippered pockets for your every need. Plus, they're FREE! And if someone…
May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?
Me too! I feel like we should be arguing about Green Day too. I'll start: Rancid holds up way better than Green Day. Come at me, white people and white allies!
Everything in a cast iron skillet.
i see this more as gay folk being tired of everyone asking them about being gay all the time. like yes, i'm an alive woman and i'm enjoying my right to do whatever the fuck i want so obviously i'm a feminist. this is not the most interesting thing about me.
Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Sorry, but the two things aren't at all the same. No one is under any obligation to take a survey for a stranger even if it only takes two minutes.
I can understand your annoyance at the lame excuses, but I don't think it's fair to call people lazy idiots for not wanting to participate in phone surveys. Every time I have answered a survey it goes on and on and on with no end in sight (longer than "two damn minutes") and I'm sitting there wondering when it's going…
You'd think two minutes wouldn't be much time, except for the fact that my phone exists so I can communicate with people I care about, not so that people I don't know who don't care about me can call five times a day when I'm working, talking to a friend, or eating dinner, because they feel like answering their…
you work for telemarketers. I'd tell you to piss off as well
Sorry, but I would just straight up tell you that I am not going to take your survey because I DON'T WANT TO. No one has any obligation to take your surveys, and I would say that "sorry, I am too tired because I just got home from work" is a better response than what they are thinking, which is "fuck off and quit…
Beyond the weird sadness & desperation vibe this whole things gives me...I just don't understand why it took so damn long to make that many sandwiches. He says make 300 sandwiches, you go out to the corner store and buy all the wonder bread and bologna and slap together 300 sandwiches in a night. The next step should…
If this is your honest, educated opinion maybe teaching isn't for you.
Little kids are good at wandering off and disappearing within minutes. Why leave them unattended, it baffles me. The other day I was in Central Park enjoying the rare sunny day when I spot two nannies with two toddlers. I had been looking at the toddlers for a while because they were hilarious and one of them was…
As the threat of rain became a major concern around 2:00 am, the decision was made by the team leaders to start sending the foot walkers home before the rain started to increase.
I don't mean to sound like a dick, as I'm sure this was utterly terrifying and whoever was watching the child learned their lesson and got a shit ton of hell thrown at them from their spouse over it, but this really seems like shitty, god damn parenting. Who the fuck lets a 3 year old outside by themselves long enough…
Which birth sign is the one that has the nanny take care of the kids while I get drunk and play video games all day? Cuz that's the sign I want to be.
i would pay real life money to see that. i'm talking like... tens of dollars.
Borders exist for all kinds of reasons that have absolutely fucking nothing to do with xenophobia.