I'm a dude, but I've never understood this thing. Maybe I have a low libido? Because even when I was single, I was never especially distracted by random lustful thoughts, as long as I was still masturbating regularly.

I am so tired of this men are so horny it's practically heroic that they do anything else ever trope. 1. #notallmen, and 2. #yessomewomen.

That doesn't sound like something we would do.

I would totally do this if I had an otter. And since I'm an otter too, we would hold hands and never be separated. It would be otterly beautiful.

That turtle pooped in that water.

Folks — this sort of attention-seeking, dumb & unnecessary behavior is just one of the reasons that men die sooner.

It was pretty bare bones.

She wasn't an archaeologist. She was a member of the Richard III Society.

Especially on camera where you look kind of silly.

Never over-invest in your hypothesis.

There was this documentary on when they found Richard III (you probably saw it), and in it there was this archaeologist who was all fucked up that it turned out Richard III really had scoliosis. She was in actual tears about how tragic it was, not that someone had severe scoliosis and that must've sucked (which would…

I hope it's no more than a ribbing

They have a bone to pick with the manager.

I hope that I don't start coffin.

Well yes but most aren't killed in battle by their successor...

That's what you get for using a skeleton crew

Of corpse it is.

I wonder how many people stiffed the grocer.

YES!

That's a grave situation indeed.