I'm eight weeks post blindside-break up and every time my ex tells me he misses me and wants to be friends, my eyes roll SO HARD. He wants a backup girl. He doesn't want to date me, but he wants to know I'm on retainer. Please. I do not have time for that. I stopped taking to him the moment he moved his stuff out of…

I am six weeks post blindside-breakup and want nothing more than for my ex to vaporize into nothingness and be annihilated forevermore. I already have plenty of friends.

I'm pretty sure doing things in order to get validation from strangers is how society happened. Oh god I hope you all like this comment.

I figure if you're going to buy something you were going to buy anyway - like pajama pants - and you can buy them and support an effort to help women, rather than the sweatshop system - why not? I agree it shouldn't earn you a gold star on your permanent record and it's probably not the ideal solution to a horrible…

The Dress of 2015 will be referenced in philosophy 101 classes for at least the next decade by that one professor who feels the need to relate every topic to current events in an attempt to seem cool.

I think people aren't realizing that no one actually cared about The Dress. It just gave everyone something stupid and meaningless and therefore harmless to yell about. It's a high stress world. Let us have something dumb to take sides on. We'll go right back to actually hating each other the next day.

Scientifically: 4 if you're single; 6 with a partner; >adults+kids+2 with a family; 12 if you have a farm. +1 to any minimum if the average winter temperature where you live is below freezing.

With all these Kardashian/Jenners running around, can't just one of them become a teacher, social worker, nurse, painter or anything that makes our country a better or more cultured place?

There are no quick fixes if you want long-term results.

Oh, give me a break. You honestly think that it's not a big deal because it was extensions and not her real hair? She was insulting a hairstyle that is associated with the Black community. It doesn't matter if the hair grew out of her head of not.

Yeah, I think this is making some of us feel the opposite of what we're "supposed" to feel. Gonna hold my own hand right now …

God... I feel more alone right now than I did on Valentine's Day...

#notallredditors

Yeah, I'm not bothered by this. I'm more disturbed by the way that the show keeps trying to present Adam the misogynist as a "complex" and sympathetic character.

I took it as an awkward but pointed dig towards all the men who wouldn't be here without women giving birth to them; women they then disrespect by paying them less and treating them like second class citizens.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the point was "everyone who exists is here because of a woman so let's treat women better" not "you only matter if you've given birth."

That's actually not what I got from it at all, but sure, if you need to find fault with a powerful plea for equality, don't let me stop you.

Thank you. The former punk in me only knows this as the sign for "circle pit." Which I was really hoping J-Lo and Streep were about to initiate.

Patricia Arquette pulled a fast one on me, my concentration was fading and then, "WOMAN'S RIGHTS, BITCH"! Good on her to actually use the platform! I love Meryl Streep, she can do no wrong.

This is terrible but I was 4. My mother was pregnant with my brother and the hospital had these classes for kids that were about to become older siblings. We got to put on scrubs and go to the nursery, etc. Well, we proceed to visit the new babies and the nurse holds one of the babies up to the window for us to see…