On the one hand, shut the fuck up you whiny entitled children, you're not following these new rules anyway.

It sounds like pouring alcohol from unopened containers might cut down on roofies and rape?

Is trolling in normal text just too 2014?

Well, as I said further down below, why not run two shows, or why not run it with the new trans woman monologue Ensler wrote?

I am not convinced it is either, but like you, it's been an awfully long time since I saw it. I don't recall being marginalised while seeing it, though. That said, I don't know why they can't perform the original, and then follow it up with a second Inspired By kind of thing with addition monologues... I dunno. I'm…

Um can we talk about the part where he had a girlfriend IN THE HOUSE who had him having sex with his 17 year old daughter and didn't call the cops??

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

I'd really like to hear how anyone thinks this is okay ESPECIALLY the dad. Like, his confused teenage daughter is weirdly attracted to him... okay... now is the part where you shut that shit down, not where you hook up with her.

This is NOT ok.

It's always amusing when someone, oblivious to the fact they are a total dickbag, does something they think people will side with them over and are proved very, very wrong.

I like how the Boston.com article mentions that the dealership is getting hammered by bad reviews on Yelp and Google reviews, then links to the relevant pages on each. You know, just in case people feel like piling on.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

Exactly. Aniston almost spells out that she was young, immature, and didn't appreciate the relationship for what it was. Why is this woman asking for more?

The quote just says he was her first love, nothing "wah wah now he is gone I miss him so much", like the widow is implying. So like... yeah.

People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

It's full of Rand-ian BS and generally has a vein of "I shit gold" running through it. I only got halfway through before I had to put it down and regret buying it.

You wouldn't necessarily know if your husband had bacteria in his GI tract that he was not affected by, but would still get you sick.

It's not that I think everyone who tosses salad is a walking cesspool of disease, it's that I think everyone who's a human is a walking cesspool of disease. The human body is amazing, and also profoundly, disturbingly revolting.

I'm not talking about shit, I'm talking about fecal-oral transmission of pathogens. You do not need to shit directly in someone's mouth to spread cholera, hepatitis A and E, dysentery, norovirus, and a whole host of others. If toilet paper were enough to prevent the spread of pathogens, surgeons would just give…

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.