Only one of the two parties wears a mask regularly and socially distances except that one time Speaker Pelosi tried to get her hair done but hey she’s not sick so go figure.

One of my patients who was released Covid free came back with COPD 2 months later. His chest x-ray shows scarring to his lungs, like halloween spiderwebs, permanent damage. This poor man will never work again, will need oxygen until the day he dies, and will be limited in his activity forever. I want Trump to know…

I’ve seen some people expressing doubt in “anonymous sources” reporting that Trump is more ill than his official doctor says.

A bunker with at least one family member/loved one! The isolation of the elderly is one of the horrors of COVID.

This just keeps getting more bizarre.

I’m partial to “forced birthers.”

I have had c. diff. It was the worst pain I’ve ever been in (and I’ve given birth twice). I’ve said I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy but I may need to mull over that statement.

He’s enough of a dick to wait until his friends have adjusted their portfolios before announcing his illness but narcissistic enough not to transfer power to Pence if he goes on a ventilator.

William Barr is refusing to quarantine. He was at those events, he was exposed to people who are now sick. That man is pure evil.

I’ve seen some people expressing doubt in “anonymous sources” reporting that Trump is more ill than his official doctor says. I will admit that I was doubtful he was sick at all when he first tweeted because I am...very jaded. But it’s important to remember that the New York Times’s and NPR’s standards for quoting…

I just re-watched The Death of Stalin on netflix last night. It’s a pretty good dark comedy of errors surrounding the sudden illness of the leader and the resulting power grab. Just thought people could use some humor in these dark times.

And here I thought it was the late stage symptoms of syphilis.

Pro-lifers are notoriously unconcerned about the actual lives of others, as we all know (which is why the should always be referred to as “anti-choice”).

I’d sign my son up as one of the assassins, like tribute in the Hunger Games. 

Trump is a goddamn socialist!

Well it's not his tax dollars. 

Quick someone pretend he has a very important executive order to sign.

Commentors over on redstate.com are losing their minds... “how is it that only Republicans are coming down with the ‘China flu’, huh?”

No worries at all. It’s just that the old, clearly unhealthy president has been diagnosed with a deadly illness, and no one can believe anything anyone in the White House says about his condition because they have lied so consistently over the last four years. Normal country. Good times. 

I have always had an instinctive dislike for Laura Prepon.  I feel like her hair is a cry for help.  Wow, that’s a negative sentiment, but I suppose they’re just flowing out of me now that I’ve admitted to myself that I would be EXTREMELY happy if a certain somebody died.