“starting to“??

I have left at least 2 Facebook groups because women referred to their “hubbies” in posts. I feel your pain. 

It’s actually pretty common in parts of the South, at least for older generations. My parents and aunts and uncles all called their own parents Momma and Daddy. The cousins my age just say Mom and Dad. Except for the ones living in Mississippi, make of that what you will, lol. 

Oh it fully deserves lols! The sad part is, I still use it. And people usually say, “wait... is that... that looks like... oh my god!”

Our Pyrex lasagna pan exploded last year while my husband was roasting peppers in it. Apparently it’s only safe up to 400 degrees (or somewhere around there) and he had the oven set too high. But I swear I remember my mom using Pyrex for broiling?! Either way, as much as he complained about the mess, lasagna must have…

I did it to a Coach bag. 

Oh I absolutely think she did it! 

That’s the part that got me, too. The “disappearance” clause. But in her rebuttal she had an explanation for it. I’ve forgotten what it was, but I do remember thinking it was somewhat viable. Maybe something about flying solo or his trips to Costa Rica and dealings with unsavory characters? I’m sure it’s still up if…

I love every single one of these! Mind if I share with my neighborhood FB moms group? 

This requires some bravery but my kids will spend hours and hours playing “potions”. Give them a bunch of plastic containers, access to water, food coloring, and spare medicine droppers, bulb syringes, turkey basters, etc. Something about mixing colored water together just enchants them.

I'm dying, that is perfect!!! 

Not sure if this is what you’re looking for, but:

Yep. That's how I learned to say it. One of his people explained it on MSNBC back whenever. 

I'm just glad this happened. Otherwise I’d never remember to schedule Phase 2 of my annual physical.

Omg!!! You read that article too (I think in WaPo?)! It was simultaneously the most horrifying and fascinating thing I’ve seen in years. The photos were straight out of Kafka. I’m very excited that you referred to it!! Unless you already knew about the zombie ants, in which case I must sound insane. But I'm still…

These people must not have kids. Or know anyone with kids. I didn’t even start potty training my boys until they were 3. 

Thanks. I was about to go to sleep. Now I have to stay awake to fend off Ukrainian orphans holding sharp objects. 

Met my husband at McGlinchey's!! 

I lived at 11th and Pine! If only I'd thought to walk...

Oh god, those tables really were always wet! I almost lost it at the rag story, my stomach isn’t all the way awake yet. I don’t remember the cockroach thing but it definitely fits. It was definitely gross but I had some great times there and met some amazing people over the years (many of whom I did not bang).