I JUST MOVED TO TORONTO AND AM STAYING IN A HOSTEL AND CANNOT WATCH THIS YET! NOOOO!

Cara D is writing an autobiography...she's rich and English and obviously her childhood was spent going through the back of a wardrobe and making friends with a male faun who wears a jaunty scarf. OBVIOUSLY.

I think we'll probably see some big ball gowns with Asian style prints. Either people are gonna go all out and probably be offensive (especially the names above because they are super dumb) or they'll be scared of being controversial and it won't fit the criteria at all.

My school used to have a lot of speakers and I would say no, they didn't really change my life. We even had a man who had spent a lot of time in a concentration camp in ww2 and when I remember it now I listened and was interested, but 5 minutes after me and my mates were talking about something else as if nobody had…

I am not going to lie to you. I do not remember writing that comment last night as I had drunk quite a lot of wine.

How is sticking a carrot in your butthole sexy? Is there something else that would be sexier to put in your butthole? When I was in college there was a rumour that some guy used to go to the parties people would throw in their apartments and stick a wooden spoon up his bum and put it back.

Really? I actually don't know too much about Justin Theroux to be honest. That's pretty shady though!

I always assumed there were like 3 or 4 American Sweethearts at the same time. But yeah, on consideration I admit she's not up there.

Haha it was a little stream of consciousness I admit.

I literally think this would be a better idea than a zoolander sequel.

Haha! True! but it wasn't like he was caught out right doing it. It was super undercover, right?

I always find Jennifer Aniston cheating rumours really interesting. I mean, even if he did cheat and didn't get caught, would she out him? Or would she stay with him? Or if he did get caught would she ruin his career, cheating on America's Sweetheart wouldn't be a great career move would it?

Hmmm.....I'm vaguely insulted by you Scott Foley. Or am I? Yes...I am?

I may have to fight you for McAvoy. I literally giggle every time I hear him speak. Damn him.

hmmm....it seems Taylor Swift and real bodily harm are linked in my mind. Whoops. :p

I can't be diplomatic about this because I have found Swiftys whole "unicorn horn up my bum and fairy princess" schtick incredibly annoying for years. But I have always assumed that she is a Regina George. She is just one of those girls who loves having a pack of other girls fawn all over her.

Oh that is so embarassing. Nev really really likes being Nev.

I have only recently discovered Paula Pell and how awesome she is.

This video....these people....

Me and my roommate did a very childish...IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIR!