"Oh Jamie...please come into my room and sleep on my floor/or in my vagina"

In 2004 when Grey's started, I was 13 and Patrick Dempsey's hair was my sexual awakening.

Lindy, seriously, thank you for your writing. The last two years, you and this site have made it ok for me to say that I'm a feminist and IDGAF what you think which was a massive deal for me.

I think it has something to do with them feeling "owed" sex from women. Like, it's our only reason for being alive. To serve their micro-dicks. It's the scary way they think. They don't think of women as anything more than a breathing sex doll. It's pretty horrifying.

You should. It's not all bad! It can be fun!

Oh God! That is an amazing idea. AMAZING!

I think in terms of something like Tinder, it can weed out these absolute psychos a lot faster. They usually show their true colours pretty quickly, like they'll want to see your boobs really quickly and freak out when you refuse.

Wow, that is mind blowing.

Hell no! But that's why I keep my imaginary wedding board a secret. Just in case. I mean, I have no intention of getting married, but a lot of my friends are all like 3/4 years older than me and starting to be like...ooh marriage so I'm keeping my shit locked down!

So basically a Pinterest board come to life, except I have to pay like £7 for the privilege? No thank you, Elle. My Pinterest app and secret wedding board are just fine thank you very much.

I had a lecturer who would take it really personally if we didn't come to class. He used to send us these really weird emails, like a needy boyfriend. "Why aren't you attending?" "Is there something I'm not doing?" "How can I make you all come to class"

I wasn't a fan of her comedy or some of her comments, but there is no denying that Joan Rivers was a force of a woman. A loss to comedy.

Oh god yeah, no part of the story is subtle, I just think Clooney's films tend to have a "lecturing the audience" vibe to it which I don't think is needed for a film like this.

I remember sitting at home watching this live on Sky News on a break from college. So hardcore!

I have a very boring question but what happens if you let your house fall into the sea? Does your insurance cover it?

I am so irrationally mad at Selena Gomez for getting back together with that little turd.

You should do it. My first time was with a ginger Scottish guy! (NO JOKE!) and it was amazing as he also had a really great beard, which I love on a guy. But yeah...this programme is not helping with my hormones.

I found out yesterday that I'm taller than Mark Wahlberg and it made me really happy. I don't know why....I just like the idea of being taller than him.

"ARGH WHY IS IT RED!?" guy and his friend are pretty hilarious.

Well I haven't read the books or anything. And I like how the story is progressing, but I admit my main reason for watching is to see how hot the sex will be. I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm generally not such a perv. Haha!