Especially teenage girls!  Just especially that.

+1 dad jokes and I’m here for it

When I really don’t want to be spoiled at all for a movie, I don’t read the reviews and don’t look at social media. Not so hard!

nawt enough stahs

33, and I remember it well.  My mom definitely bought that copy of People.  I also remember the night Princess Di died, and the OJ Simpson chase.  Great article on the end of media monopoly on our attentions.

Operative word in your above statement being might.  You can make a binding oral contract!  But not every statement of intent to contract is a binding oral contract.  And promissory estoppel requires reasonable reliance, which would be tough to argue for a sophisticated team with no signed contract.

Dear Ms. Williamson:  No thank you.

This!  The teens get pregnant just by sneezing on each other, if they do unprotected sneezing!  

People talk about the Central Valley.  But San Francisco is quintessentially “Northern” California, even though there’s a huge chunk of land between it and the Oregon border.  It’s just the northernmost big city, so everything else around it is also northern California.  

As a Bay Area Human, may I say that there are days on which San Francisco is over two hours from San Francisco.  Carmel is two hours from SF in the dead of night on a weeknight, maybe.

I really think it’s just funny to name someone Barbara Arbara.  Jessica Essica.  Michelle Ichelle.  Susanna Usanna.  I don’t think it’s a subtle GoT reference.

this some good humor

As an Oregonian who has lived in LA, Washingtonian drivers are the worst.

not enough stars

Faking evidence is a crime whether you’re a lawyer or not.  If you’re a lawyer, it’s also an ethical violation under any state bar rules.

The rat may have been the but-for cause, but he was not the proximate cause, as the rat’s actions alone were insufficient to reverse the snap. Not everything that is necessary to something happening is the proximate cause. If a cab drives me to the grocery store and once I’m there, I steal all the pineapples, the cab…

How do you know that Ant-Man and the Wasp don’t bring snacks?  Ant-Man is on record as getting really hungry.  

Used to have these shoes in junior high and wore them to death. Would 100% wear tomorrow to work if I had a pair.  need time machine store plz

I’m now terrified to ever ride DC public transit, based on this comment.  

We had a birth plan, but it boiled down to: “Here’s the blood type so make sure to give the Rhogam shot; all the drugs please; please give all the vaccines to the baby, we aren’t one of Those People.”