That’s a Stanford-educated player right there. Smart man.

Nope, they are relevant. Would affect where you can hold a trial / what jurors you can get, but these would likely come into evidence.

Quilted Northern or GTFO. I can never go back.

Quilted Northern or GTFO. I can never go back.

nah, definitely Nicki Minaj

That photo.... just.... kiss... already!

“wait but where did these pants come from?!?!”

Yes. Yes. While “aw man hide it in the attic?!” is not a great plan for your contraband, it is better than LITERALLY HANDING IT TO THE COPS

Regardless, I wouldn’t have thrown a bag of guns out of the window. That really won’t serve to help him in any way.

I have those Golden Books! My daughter is still a toddler with a short attention span so when we read them, I have to shorten them hilariously to approximately 1 sentence a page. “Princess Leia has a problem! She solves it with some friends. A mean man is there. Everyone is happy at the end!” etc.

As a Californian, I definitely don’t know what falling water would be, especially if it fell from the sky. Sounds terrifying!!

Ex-wife Marla Maples appeared last season, in which she described not knowing who Donald Trump was when she met him and just thinking he was an “interesting person.” The eye rolls abounded.

PASO WEEK WITH NATHAN ADRIAN SORRY FOR YELLING

I’m dead now. Coroner has yet to determine whether cause of death was extreme abs, perfect pecs, dazzling smile, or sweet faces made to a baby

I hope there are a few games scheduled to kickoff before 4 a.m. EST so some of the fine people living east of Oakland can see a few of McCaffrey’s jukes. He’s fun to watch. Most of the country is being deprived.

The gifs on this article are slaying me. I don’t know how I’m supposed to work for the rest of the day. It’s the best thing I’ve read on the Internet in 100 years. Maybe that’s not true but I can’t think anymore.

that’s Waluigi man

Tomato juice is more popular on airplanes because airplanes screw up your senses - the loud cabin noise, the pressure, and the altitude combine to mess up your sense of taste. It makes umami stuff more appealing, hence tomato juice. See, e.g. http://www.newsweek.com/science-behind…

I can’t come to your stupid book thing because I have a frigging kid to watch. Thanks a bunch. NO I’M NOT GRUMPY.

it’s not uncommon for firms that specialize in securities fraud cases to take a hard look at companies that suffer sharp and unexpected stock hits.