I don’t know how I forgot these:

I know I’m entirely too late for this, but alas...

True, I got pulled over naked once. No word on the nudity, he just wanted to know which party I was going to.

It may be wrong, but I so don’t want to be right.

I promise, you can SO do it. If I did, then it’s definitely possible. Not that it didn’t take a lot of therapy or anything, but I am in a MUCH better place without those bitches.

That gave me SUCH warm fuzzies <3

Haha I actually haven’t (and Lizzie is a weird nickname, although it does go with my real name)... I looked it up, and DAMN would that commute kick my ass. I worked in Cambridge for like 7 months, and I literally wanted to kill the world. Long commutes are not my thaaaang.

Seriously, though. I really wish she knew just how much better my life is without her in it :)

Oh yeah, my dad’s a total pussy. As for my brother - he was in the Navy and once he got out he moved back in with them... so we don’t speak either. God, I love my family. They’re real winners, I tell ya. You are absolutely right about the children thing, too, she would SO move back to the East Coast and try to pretend…

I was SO scared that my grandparents were going to let it slip and my parents were just going to show up... We didn’t even invite them until about a week or so before, and the wedding was on a Wednesday morning. Luckily, all went as planned and the only evil that showed up was snow, thank you New England. :)

I literally have at least two framed pictures of this in our house, plus he has one at work, plus I gave one to the cupcake store IN A CUPCAKE FRAME because I am a crazy person. If you’re ever in Portsmouth, NH and the cupcake store on State happens to be open you WILL see my face on their mantel. I’m cray.

It was definitely rough there for a bit, but we had a great day - we even had a nor’easter the day before so it was ridiculously pretty outside for pictures (although freezing, I will never hear the end of it from my grandmother). Outdoor weddings CAN happen in March in New Hampshire, damn it!

Unfortunately my mother’s parents both passed before the wedding (part of the drama with my aunt actually had to do with my Meme’s hospice care and all that fun stuff), so it was my father’s parents that showed up for me. Actually, they’re the only family that still talk to me... But, whatever, it’s all for the best…

She’s pretty terrible. They’ve moved half-way across the country, it’s for the best.

tru dat.

I really, really wish that cupcake store was open right now. They’ve become all exclusive and weird. I want a friggin’ cupcake.

Haha thank you! It was actually completely unintentional, I didn’t realize until we got the pictures back like a month or so later. It was a really delicious blueberry chocolate cupcake, though. That was important.

Thanks! Always nice to hear I’m not a total monster - plus, it was completely worth it.

Aww, thanks! It’s definitely one of my favorites :)

Thank you!