Hey Cubs,

That goat is cute and on its behalf I demand you apologise for associating it with Trump.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

when i was a teenager, the worst public embarrassment we could suffer wasn’t even on the internet. it was a passed note that ended up in the wrong hands or tripping and falling down in front of the entire cafeteria or something mundane like that. thank god i’m an old.

If you don’t want spoilers [SPOILER] Don’t come to websites where it’s discussed. It’s literally the lamest first world problem in existence, and no gives a shit if you haven’t seen it. This is on YOU, not us.

I cheered so loudly at that moment. “IS THAT PIE?! OH MY GOD YES!” My (non-book reading) husband looked at me like I’d gone ‘round the bend.

But don’t you know that coral lipstick and a tasteful brown blazer are all the fucking rage? I bet this lady leaves lipstick on her teeth alllllll fucking day and no one tells her because she’s a raging dick.

I get that, but it doesn’t apply in this case. He’s crying because he got caught trying to rape someone, and probably because he’s still drunk. Let’s not extend empathy to this kind of man. Men who cry when hurt, frustrated, etc., just like we do? I would never make fun of those men. Men who cry when they have to face…

Why especially a man?

I can scorn him for crying for getting fucking caught! Because that’s what he’s doing. Obviously he wasn’t worried about that before attacking his victim.

But it’s highly, highly, highly unlikely that he feels bad because he did something awful, rather because he was caught and faces the consequences.

Or he’s crying like a baby because he got caught and knows he’s in a world of shit.

What?

Why "especially a man"? Just curious.

You’ve never been to Wisconsin, have you?

I’m genuinely worried he thinks being president means he can dictate the return of prima nocte. Shudder.

This seems reasonable. If Trump wants to cherish and protect women, a good first step is keeping them far away from him and his campaign staff.

I am INTO kink and this still sounds like too much work for me (also I am not into anything involving being an animal or baby or whatever, I am a grown human).

I don’t understand how someone thinks that acceptable, especially since so many of the kink/BDSM people I know take consent super seriously. Nipping at someone’s shirt during a business transaction, without their permission, is like the illustration of non-consensual in my book. Also, I am pretty sure handling…

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”