So what you're saying is you're running for a Congressional seat?

“I would dress up as a girl so I could go into the girls’ locker room and jack off, so obviously any trans women are just faking it so they can look at boobs.”

And you can bet that the same people who find this funny would be absolutely horrified if she tricked him into putting some sort of chili/pepper solution on his dick. That would be awful, but apparently hurting women is fun and hilarious CAN’T YOU TAKE A JOKE OMG GAWD

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

I could not visit him. I know that it is possible to love someone who does bad things, but I could not visit someone I loved who pointed a gun at me. I’m cowardly about guns. I hope things go well in future but yikes!

Fellow Canadian here. What you said is exactly it “They are for killing humans. Only reason they exist”. I am not a gun owner myself but, grew up on a farm around them and have family members who still hunt.

Mandatory education is apparently a civil rights violation, denying us our God given rights to unlimited firepower and ammunition. Now voting laws on the other hand...

I hope she goes for full custody of the kids and that the dad can only be around the kids under supervised visitation. He’s already proven he’s too dumb or lazy to watch his kids properly by leaving loaded guns on tables where any kid can reach them.

Nope!

Yup! It is perfectly possible to be a safe, responsible gun owner. But there are absolutely no systems in this country that enforce that idea. The car comparison might be tired, but it is apt: they are dangerous machines that require skill to use and can be deadly if misused. You are therefore required to undergo…

The “visitation every other weekend” is also extra tragic for the mom- clearly she had figured out how much of a shitstain this dad was, but had no chance to protect her kids.

Yes, exactly. And all the other “responsible gun owners” reading this story will just shake their heads and say, “Well, it would NEVER happen to me!” Until it does. And then they’ll weep and wonder how, and all the others reading their story will keep saying, “Well, it would NEVER happen to me!” And that’s why nothing…

Right? So good. It’s hard to argue with: You can’t very well claim that you have a gun so that you can protect yourself from intruders, and ALSO claim to be a responsible gun owner who keeps the gun locked away safely and separately from the ammunition.

Seriously! There was no reason for a gun, and ammo, to be anywhere near his children. None! Unless he was right there with the weapon in his possession, cleaning it or demonstrating gun safety or something like that (which he clearly wasn’t, since he left a gun right there for his kids to play with).

Yuuuup, what you said is basically the Canadian Firearms Safety course, verbatim.

The thing that kills me about these (all too frequent) occurrences is that I am sure before this incident he considered himself “a responsible gun owner.” I know way to many people like him, who don’t separate their weapons from their bullets, don’t keep either in a safe, don’t keep the door to the room with the…

No charges?!? God I hope his ex-wife sues for total custody and wrongful death. Fuck that idiot leaving a loaded gun out. Fuck him.

Amen. True story of the worst dick pic I’ve ever seen (possibly that exists):

Dick pics are like credit card applications. If you get one unsolicited, it’s probably a shitty deal.