That is the most perfect response I have ever read.

So glad you recovered with your sight intact! ☆

Yeah I disagree pretty strongly with this. I once dated a man who refused to have premarital sex and didn’t do oral. Everything was manual. You’d think it was terrible, but goddamn, I’ll never have sex that good again.

Trying to think of a funny and/or ironically humblebraggy way to put this. But I can’t so, I’ll just say: I’m a woman and I’m pretty sure I’m super duper good at ‘em. So I’ve been told.

Your poor vagina.

I seriously thought about writing “Does your fiance know you are off-the-charts batshit insane? Because you sound like a treat.” but that felt mean. Apparently I’m getting soft in my old age.

Jesus christ, what a piece of work. “Gah, these self imposed problems are so stressful, I’m going to go aggro on someone who disagrees with me online”

I was in a good mood that day and told her that if an Internet stranger who wasn’t even telling HER what to do/how to spend her money was upsetting her that much then I wished her great luck in life’s future challenges. Basically a “bless your heart” but for rude little shits. I kind of assumed she was basic as all…

My uncle forced me to videotape his wedding a billion years ago. I pissed & moaned about it the entire ceremony. Young me apparently forgot audio was also captured with a video recorder.

I think they are a response to the “weddings are boring” complaint. They are an activity that you can do if you want if you’re not into dancing that are cheap to throw together if you have a laptop and throw together some props. They get fancy of course but they don’t have to be. I wanted to have a crafts table at my…

She wanted out because the show has been treating her like crap for two seasons. She is unquestionably the lead character in the show — she, not Ichabod, is the audience anchor and the audience surrogate. And in season one she was the center of the whole damn thing. The moral center, the heart, the brains, the patient…

The flail started the second they brought Katrina back from purgatory. It’s been a never ending parade of WOMP WOMP and rage fits ever since. Such a shame, because season one is SO DAMN GOOD.

You know, if I see one more person say “What were they supposed to do, she wanted out” without even fucking acknowledging the reason it got to that point, I’m go to Hulk out.

Normally I wouldn’t respond to this but you asked for it so here you go.... she wanted to leave because they made it so that she had to. They didn’t respect her! They sidelined her for a white woman in the second season. It went from being the Abby and Ichabod show to being the Ichabod/Katrina show with a side order…

i feel as tho’ they forced her off the show with a shit tonne of disrespect. not including her on the DVD commentary, relegating her to side-kick status when she started out as one of 2 strong leads. i only watched this pretty silly show because the lead was a woman of colour and because the supporting cast was so…

This is important because the writers made a black woman feel expendable in her own damn show! We get disrespected so bad and all people tell us is to wait our turn! We have so few black leads out there and they killed one of our darlings!

I guess what you’re missing is why she wanted off the show in the first place.

Over the top weddings, over the top proms, next will be homecoming, I guess....does anyone else ever wonder if all of this “make a big deal about everything” societal pressure is due to some shadowy cabal of evil marketing specialists, driving people to spend more and more effort and time (and money) on complete…

I don’t! As a theater person married to a stage combat choreographer-the kids shouldn’t have been out of control with any stage violence. Or “feeling it” so much that they were out of control in general. It’s dangerous. And it should have been drilled and practiced to be slow and safe. Accidents happen but the…

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys were Sky Meat, not Land Meat.”