“It’s not that I would never talk about it, but it’s that nobody cares about what I have to say about that. It’s not going to sway anybody in any direction, and if so, they’re probably young kids that should do their own research about who they want to vote for.”

Look, not everyone can get a handmaid nowadays but I believe Jim-Bob is high ranking enough to qualify. I wonder if she’ll be Ofjim or if they’ll make her go by Ofjimbob, I mean that last one’s quite the mouthful...

This applies to my mom’s chili. We’re in TX, in which beans are supposedly never to touch chili. Well, her response to that every time I brought it up, “Are you buying the extra meat to make it last longer than a meal or two?” Red kidneys are good in chili though, hearty little fuckers.

The thing that drives me crazy about modern claims of authenticity are that they almost inevitably ignore how fast and loose the actual people cooking stuff back in the day were about their ingredients. You get people who insist that this dish can never have that ingredient, but if you could go back in a time machine,…

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

If I choose to believe Sheriff Rowland is not real, can he not exist? Because then I might be ok with the never-existed-to-begin-with "logic" he's using.

This guy is what would happen if the term “rape culture” suddenly got anthropomorphized.

I have, as a matter of fact! I just seem to be one of the few people on Jezebel who actually noticed the person who took my order, brought my drinks, sides and dessert, cleared away plates as they were finished, dealt with any requests, and generally, you know, served me. And who realizes that unlike the chef, that…

Ugh. Someone put Rain scented Febreze in the women’s bathroom at work and that shit made me want to barf. I threw it in the trash. I would literally rather smell shit than that stuff. I hate, hate, hate chemical smells.

Right? When I used tampons I always tried to buy organic ones. They use a ton of pesticides in cotton farming and I personally don’t want that shit in my junk.

One of my best friends got a breast reduction a few years back. She is a lot happier now because of it. Since I’m her friend and not an ass hole I was happy for her. She was really uncomfortable all the time, had really bad headaches and she had to order custom bras that were REALLY expensive. I will never understand…

I like Kevin’s cake reply. I would have enjoyed it. A SorryMenSuck bottle of bourbon would have been a nice companion gift..

That is the thing about kinky sex though. The people I know who are into it are only into what they are into - they are rather intolerant of things they find unpleasant (unless experiencing the unpleasant is their thing).

Not really - most kinky people I know look damn conventional in their day to day. Most of the ones I know who go out of their way to stand out are maybe operating at a 50 shades of bland level.

The final show aired in 2004. In my opinion the kink level was low for the regular population. I was only slightly younger than the main characters when the show aired & I wasn’t in NYC. Kink isn’t about being promiscuous or having a high sex drive - so Samantha was no more likely to be kinky than the others. I am…

Yeah, really not so crazy! I mean, I know someone who once dated a dude with a thing for diapers. A finger in the ass can be fun for everyone!

you really didn’t start out in the shallow end did you? o.O

Probably all of them throughout all of American history.

Wow, that’s a little...advanced for your first time. I mean, it’s not breath play or whatever, but that guy needs to learn to take it slow.

I thought the sex plots were pretty tame. A lot of stuff that is considered blase didn’t even show up. No one was kinky really. Anal was a rarity. There was little experimentation. Hell - the girls were all about the straight fuck...foreplay to oral to P in V.