I wish my period blood could just be like... sucked out of me so I don’t have to have days and days of bleeding.

Just tell them that you don’t care about their boner.

I think the following analogy explains it: imagine you are making dinner for someone. You want to make them a really good meal, so what do you make? You make YOUR favorite dish and assume they’ll love it just like you do. This isn’t a meal, it’s a male/female interaction. What the man would like most is to see your…

I’m completely with you, LeCafe. I can’t figure out why so many guys think people want to see their dick. And I *have* one. (And for the record, it’s magnificent... but I don’t assume anyone else want to see it!)

Pub(l)ic Service Announcement:

Maybe say something along the lines of “You’re right, that *is* one of the smallest dicks I’ve ever seen/felt!” Make sure everyone nearby can hear it.

A lot of guys have trouble with the concept that their penis is not the most important thing in the world to other people, since it is clearly the most important thing in the world to them.

I definitely agree but there is always a chance that she did tell him and he could not grasp that she wasn't into him. Unfortunately I have had it happen, I told the guy I wasn't interested and he continued to harass me. Asking me out, following me, trying to get my friends to talk to me. His rationale was if I just…

“COME to Christian,” he muttered under his breath as she timidly shuffled to his desk. Though taken aback by her innocent beauty, he knew he must keep his demeanor stoic so that she may one day, like, show him her boobs and stuff. “Uhhhuhuhuh” he snickered as she slowly seated herself, giving him a brief glimpse of…

I can’t believe I’m about to type this:

Admittedly, I don’t have one, so I may just not get it...but good lord, why are some men so completely enamored of their dicks that they think we’re all just waiting for an opportunity to get a glimpse (or more) of it?? I’ve been flashed, sent unsolicited dick pics, had my hand grabbed and forced to touch them...I…

Okay Cletus. Maybe use more exclamation points and shittier grammar next time around. That’ll convince us.

People who say exotics are dangerous

Wait, you’ve quit smoking completely and he’s trying to get you start vaping? How does that even make sense? It’s like trying to get a recovering alcoholic to drink wine coolers because they’ve got a lower alcohol content. The only benefits I’ve heard touted about vaping is that they help you quit (and the evidence…

Good for you. Quitting is one of the worst things ever, not that I have personal experience, but I watched both of my parents smoke themselves to death even after they got their diagnoses.

Yes, I have a cat I rescued when he was only about 6 weeks old and I had to feed him with a bottle. He can still turn into a wild animal when he is outside. Before I got him fixed if I took him outside we couldn’t go back in the house until he was ready. And as for the rest of it if it happens to Siegfried and Roy it…

And god forbid I ever mention the nicotine content of said odiferous cloud.

Small town. Stupid state (not top three stupid, but high on the list) Kid named Frankie is high as balls and just kind of sitting in the middle of town on the “platform” During one week of the year it is a stage. The rest of the time it is merely a place to sit when you are high as balls. A deer bounces along down the…