I didn’t make it as far with the show as you. But other reasons the show fails are

At the peak of its reign, the show was everything to everyone

How can you ruin something that’s already no good?

We’ll call it even.

The title had the word “Wimpy” in it for a reason. If any of the white dudes were as brash and as unforgettable as an 80s rocker, the show probably would of been better.

Here’s another FTFY suggestion.

This title is redundant twice over.

Maybe the end of the karaoke contest fad will finally force the networks to look at AMC and HBO and start producing programming that's not terrible. Currently there is not a single can't miss show on network television.

Fixed that for you.

The Evangelicrazies don’t give a rats ass about Jewish people. They just want to be sure when the Rapture happens, they’re in Israel ready to be allowed on the Holy Spaceship to Heaven.

Pro tip: If the devil is in your mouth, be sure to spit. NEVER SWALLOW. Carry on.

I got at least one table a week that pulled that.

The bar area in restaurants serves as a place to wait and drink. The drinking was implied.

It’s not religious persecution if THEY do it, silly. Then it’s God’s will.

Or pizza joints refusing to serve gay people.

Yeah, we can’t have alcohol sales until 12:30p on Sundays in Georgia. It really harshes my Sunday brunch and NFL tailgating vibe. CHURCH OF THE MILLENNIALS AND GEN-Xers DEMANDS THAT OUR BELIEFS BE RECOGNIZED.

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

I’m with you. I’m also the person who will say to the rest of the table after everyone’s done eating and we’ve paid the bill and everyone’s just sitting around talking “You know, we’re costing the waiter/waitress tips by sitting at the table. We can take the conversation elsewhere.”

That kid is either going to be delightfully awesome bc her father is just a human garbage can and rebelling against him would be like..being a kind human. Or just a mini him. I'm hoping for the former.