I know right? Yikes some of those outfits were so fucking impractical and plain ugly.

I saw the first movie and just felt clinically depressed afterwards. Like what the fucking fuck. Is this what I, a ladiez, should want? Is this it? Is this life? Please god no please I would rather live in a cave with a blunt object as my only tool.

oh god that first season where she talks directly into the camera.

Why do you hate cinema so much, SJP?

Has anyone who watched Sex in the City at the time it was out re watched it recently? I feel like it doesn’t age well.

I believe Grumpy speaks for us all.

I believe this phenomenon is now called “mansplaining” and as a woman working in a field many would consider male-oriented (hooray, tech support), I deal with around 2-3 calls a day from either teenage boys or college kids who hear a woman answer the phone and either think I’m billing, or that I’m low-level support.…

As a bourbon guy, it makes me happy to hear people (regardless of gender) that know their stuff.

They poured the tonic first.

Under U.S. law, for it to be called bourbon, it has to be produced in the United States.

I am also one of “those girls” with a cigar in one hand and a single malt in the other...

Welcome to just about every day in the life of a female brewery employee. “Lemme tell you, young lady, that did you know *Beer A*/*whatever beer style* by *my brewery*/*general beer knowledge you can get from Google* blah blah blah?” Me: “No that’s not right. Blahhhh...”. Dude: “No, no... I know. I read it on the…

Hey now, I’m allergic to gin and tonic, but I could drink tonic and gin all day. God bless Billy Joel!

The EU has laws protecting distinctive regional produce.

Many people grow up in the South not realizing the Southern accent makes “chest of drawers” sound a lot like “Chester drawers.” I’ve had two conversations with grown ass adults in the south, both of whom referred to that particular bit of furniture as chester drawers. Both times, I laughed because I thought they were…

I can call my shit “Shinola,” but I doubt you’d grease your hair with it.

Related to douchebags and liquor:

Well, if someone thinks they’re getting a great deal on German “bourbon,” there’s not much I can do for them. Except laugh at them. While drinking actual bourbon.

That may be true, but it’s not actually bourbon. The EU is weird and makes shit up, but even though some people call a bottle of sparkling wine from California champagne, it’s not actually champagne. There are literally federal regulations in the the U.S. about what constitutes bourbon, and being made here is one of…

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.