My biggest problem with the proliferation of gun culture is that far too many people think simply having a gun makes them safe. Cops, security agents, military personnel all train for long periods of time to learn how to properly use guns in those types of scenarios. Simply buying a gun doesn’t turn you into fucking…

My dad owns guns and is actually trained how to use them safely. His guns are in a very top of the line gun safe with trigger locks, ammo is stored away from the guns. He liked to go skeet shooting and to the range for a little target practice until his COPD got too severe. He would have no problem telling the person…

The far more likely scenario is that if anything did happen they would end up panicking and accidentally shooting an innocent bystander, especially if they think tucking a gun into the waistband of their sweatpants is a good idea. I still remember all of the Dirty Harry wannabes coming out of the woodwork after the…

When you take out your loaded gun with the fucking safety off and wave it around in a roomful of children people, then any shooting that results is intentional.

The last true dive bar I was in I wasn’t even comfortable being in, and I was fucking 42 at the time. I can’t imagine having children that young with me. That being said, I don’t think my local Irish Pub is an appropriate place for children after certain times of the day.

I have never understood how people don’t know what a movie is about, especially in the era of Google, and I’m quite sure IMDb has been a thing for a few years at least.

My husband is friends with an entire family of movie talkers. Every time they come over to watch a movie with us you can’t even pretend to follow the action because none of them seem capable of going 5 minutes without speaking. I honestly think they’ll explode if they don’t babble every few minutes. The mother used to…

What is with people is that we as a society have allowed this to happen by catering to it. Too many restaurants and theaters are afraid of upsetting and possibly losing a patron to do anything about it. Sadly the end result is that people who can behave and play by the rules are the ones who end up staying away.

I remember parents complaining when A Nightmare Before Christmas was in theaters because it gave their children nightmares. I just wanted to scream, “but nightmare is in the fucking title you idiots.”

Eh I didn’t like teenagers when I was a teenager.

That sounds like heaven.

Bullshit Bingo is my favorite corporate game. I have never heard clarify the ask. What does that even mean?

No it’s really not that shocking that a lot of ‘Muricans are unaware of that fact. I read an account of a Christian woman who said that belly dancing is sinful because the music is people chanting words in a weird language. She honestly thought that an Arabic language love song was a chant to Lucifer. Scary that we…

Seeing as that is the right thing to do it will definitely never happen.

My brain hurts. That made my brain hurt.

Me too because my eyes are fucked up enough without me doing stupid to them.

I once accidentally picked up my husband’s earache drops instead of my eye drops, and OMG the pain. Luckily I didn’t do any kind of permanent damage.

Oh geez that is horrifying, and I wish I had never read about it.

That sounds like something I would do.

I would have gone full on Bridezilla over someone vetoing a craft table at my wedding if I had, had a large wedding, but that being said I am in love with your wedding and wish I had a time machine so I could go back and attend.