lectured me that EVERYONE EXPECTS photo booth and they LITERALLY MAKE THE PARTY

I can’t believe there wasn’t a single adult involved in the decision making here who said no to using a real razor.

I don’t get it either.

women who get abortions is that they are all evil, dirty sluts or doe-eyed children.

I have a friend whose first child had that much hair at birth that never fell out. Her hair was also that dark. She’s grown up now and still has a thick head of dark hair.

So “African Proverb” has replaced “Native American Proverb” in the realm of oversimplified, mis-attributed, faux-inspirational life guide bullshit? I see.

As a caveat cosplay can be rather expensive.

I didn’t see your earlier reply. I’m also not saying that I have ever done that, but I’m also not saying that I haven’t. Things I’ve carried a flask in:

The garter was also where you stashed your flask.

I don’t know about her keyboard, but I feel like I need antimicrobial gel to wash my eyes and brain after reading about this asshat.

I would have totally done the same thing in that situation.

Oh jeez the baby thing. Ugh.

I can’t blame you for not revisiting that guy. I would freak out if a guy wanted that for our first time let alone for my very first sexual encounter ever. You don’t just come out of the gate with stuff like that; you work up to it.

Some guys can be soooo weird about liking that because apparently liking teh buttsecs makes you teh ghey. I dated a guy who loved a finger (or two, actually two) up his ass, but he begged me not to tell my friends about. Like I was going to run right off and tell them every single odd thing he liked before we broke…

Considering the crowd I run in none of that is all that surprising to me except the witch to rat transformation one. I need more info on that one.

I have had terrible sex guy before, not as bad as jackrabbit guy but pretty close. I also dated “too big guy” we didn’t get past him taking his pants off though because there was no way in Hell that monster was going anywhere near my vagina...ever. I also had too small guy. I felt terrible for him. I was with one guy…

I hate anything Febreze makes; it smells worse than what it’s supposed to be masking.

My husband got scented bags for the trash can once. Instead of actually covering the odors of rotting food it sort of smelled like rotting food sitting on top of a dryer sheet; it was godawful.

Me too...obviously considering our other conversation.

My first one in December was a 36 day cycle and was only 5 days (which is at least 2 days shorter than normal for me), the second one was a 19 day cycle and was the usual 7 day. Then in January it was a 15 day cycle and lasted the usual again. I am hoping I am back on schedule for February.