Oh God I tried using a Diva cup and just ended up making what looked like a crime scene, and it made my cramps unbearable.

It’s more that they’re hoping something that size can work as a dildo.

Mine always go past four days sadly; I once had a 14 day period, fun times let me tell you. December was fun, I had two periods in December and got one of them the day before I had to drive from Georgia to Wisconsin. So yeah that magical tampon would be a godsend.

Oh FFS they make scented tampons? Eww! Scented fucking pads are bad enough. Anything for use internally should NOT be scented ever.

Whatever.

Can you please explain why being called a “bucket of win” is a bad thing to you? From where I’m sitting it sounds like a compliment. Unless of course you didn’t like David Bowie and thought he was a bucket of fail.

Custom bras are super expensive. I have a friend who is somewhere between a G and H cup, and the cheapest bra she owns cost $60. She also has constant back pain.

What the fuck indeed! The correct response from everyone involved would have been to tell the pervy jerkwad to keep his hands to himself unless he wanted them duct taped to himself.

Oh God I still remember the disgusting Olson Twins countdown to 18 websites.

Thanks! Now I’m not going to accomplish anything today. Oh who am I kidding? I wasn’t going to accomplish anything today regardless.

Or brides who want “Every Breath You Take” for their first dance. I mean come on listen to the damn lyrics of that song; it’s not romantic at all.

Like I said I got halfway through the first one and hated Bella. I remember being in high school and worrying about whether the boy I liked felt the same way, but I was also busy reading and formulating opinions of my own.

I am sorry I was the cause of that scene being posted again. I am now trying to block it from my memory as well.

I read about half of the first Twilight book and only got that far by counting how many times she used the M dash. I swear there were at least 20 of those fuckers on each page. JK may have been a bit overly fond of the adverbs, but Harry Potter was still readable and enjoyable.

I honestly wonder if EL James has ever had sex. I remember writing fan fiction when I was in high school (longhand in spiral notebooks because I’m an old) that had descriptions of sex that were exactly that awkward and unrealistic due to inexperience.

That would be hilarious and might actually make the book sexier.

I have no words to describe how thoroughly unsexy that entire scene was; I swear I’ve gone arid. Of course it doesn’t help that I can’t read the words “oh my” at this point without picturing George Takei, whom I absolutely adore but don’t think of that way.

That scene where he yanks out her tampon is an abomination.

He’s 44 and she’s 15. If the ages were the reversed it would be the same way.

My stepdaughter tried to continue wearing sandals all winter. Her dad and I would hide them, but she would sneak around and find them and wear them to wait for the bus, in the snow. I finally just threw all of them away. Was she ever pissed off. I told her she could die pissed off but at least she would have all of…