Me too because my eyes are fucked up enough without me doing stupid to them.

I once accidentally picked up my husband’s earache drops instead of my eye drops, and OMG the pain. Luckily I didn’t do any kind of permanent damage.

Oh geez that is horrifying, and I wish I had never read about it.

That sounds like something I would do.

I would have gone full on Bridezilla over someone vetoing a craft table at my wedding if I had, had a large wedding, but that being said I am in love with your wedding and wish I had a time machine so I could go back and attend.

lectured me that EVERYONE EXPECTS photo booth and they LITERALLY MAKE THE PARTY

I can’t believe there wasn’t a single adult involved in the decision making here who said no to using a real razor.

I don’t get it either.

women who get abortions is that they are all evil, dirty sluts or doe-eyed children.

I have a friend whose first child had that much hair at birth that never fell out. Her hair was also that dark. She’s grown up now and still has a thick head of dark hair.

So “African Proverb” has replaced “Native American Proverb” in the realm of oversimplified, mis-attributed, faux-inspirational life guide bullshit? I see.

As a caveat cosplay can be rather expensive.

I didn’t see your earlier reply. I’m also not saying that I have ever done that, but I’m also not saying that I haven’t. Things I’ve carried a flask in:

The garter was also where you stashed your flask.

I don’t know about her keyboard, but I feel like I need antimicrobial gel to wash my eyes and brain after reading about this asshat.

I would have totally done the same thing in that situation.

Oh jeez the baby thing. Ugh.

I can’t blame you for not revisiting that guy. I would freak out if a guy wanted that for our first time let alone for my very first sexual encounter ever. You don’t just come out of the gate with stuff like that; you work up to it.

Some guys can be soooo weird about liking that because apparently liking teh buttsecs makes you teh ghey. I dated a guy who loved a finger (or two, actually two) up his ass, but he begged me not to tell my friends about. Like I was going to run right off and tell them every single odd thing he liked before we broke…

Considering the crowd I run in none of that is all that surprising to me except the witch to rat transformation one. I need more info on that one.