I have had terrible sex guy before, not as bad as jackrabbit guy but pretty close. I also dated “too big guy” we didn’t get past him taking his pants off though because there was no way in Hell that monster was going anywhere near my vagina...ever. I also had too small guy. I felt terrible for him. I was with one guy…

I hate anything Febreze makes; it smells worse than what it’s supposed to be masking.

My husband got scented bags for the trash can once. Instead of actually covering the odors of rotting food it sort of smelled like rotting food sitting on top of a dryer sheet; it was godawful.

Me too...obviously considering our other conversation.

My first one in December was a 36 day cycle and was only 5 days (which is at least 2 days shorter than normal for me), the second one was a 19 day cycle and was the usual 7 day. Then in January it was a 15 day cycle and lasted the usual again. I am hoping I am back on schedule for February.

Oh God I tried using a Diva cup and just ended up making what looked like a crime scene, and it made my cramps unbearable.

It’s more that they’re hoping something that size can work as a dildo.

Mine always go past four days sadly; I once had a 14 day period, fun times let me tell you. December was fun, I had two periods in December and got one of them the day before I had to drive from Georgia to Wisconsin. So yeah that magical tampon would be a godsend.

Oh FFS they make scented tampons? Eww! Scented fucking pads are bad enough. Anything for use internally should NOT be scented ever.

Whatever.

Can you please explain why being called a “bucket of win” is a bad thing to you? From where I’m sitting it sounds like a compliment. Unless of course you didn’t like David Bowie and thought he was a bucket of fail.

Custom bras are super expensive. I have a friend who is somewhere between a G and H cup, and the cheapest bra she owns cost $60. She also has constant back pain.

What the fuck indeed! The correct response from everyone involved would have been to tell the pervy jerkwad to keep his hands to himself unless he wanted them duct taped to himself.

Oh God I still remember the disgusting Olson Twins countdown to 18 websites.

Thanks! Now I’m not going to accomplish anything today. Oh who am I kidding? I wasn’t going to accomplish anything today regardless.

Or brides who want “Every Breath You Take” for their first dance. I mean come on listen to the damn lyrics of that song; it’s not romantic at all.

Like I said I got halfway through the first one and hated Bella. I remember being in high school and worrying about whether the boy I liked felt the same way, but I was also busy reading and formulating opinions of my own.

I am sorry I was the cause of that scene being posted again. I am now trying to block it from my memory as well.

I read about half of the first Twilight book and only got that far by counting how many times she used the M dash. I swear there were at least 20 of those fuckers on each page. JK may have been a bit overly fond of the adverbs, but Harry Potter was still readable and enjoyable.

I honestly wonder if EL James has ever had sex. I remember writing fan fiction when I was in high school (longhand in spiral notebooks because I’m an old) that had descriptions of sex that were exactly that awkward and unrealistic due to inexperience.