I don’t fault the Chipotle employee at all for being riled up by the behavior because that was several containers of prepped food that had to be trashed after he touched them, but damn that guy’s coworkers suck for not stepping in to help him and the Chipotle employee out.

I swear some people must think gluten free means low or free of carbohydrates, which is stupid.

How are you supposed to deliver to someone without an address? Are they really going to expect you to find them using some vague as fuck directions?

Yes that happens.

You were completely justified.

I guess theideabird has never heard of a little thing called crumbs.

Tell me about it. A loaf of GF bread is around $5 in our area, and the shit crumbles apart when you bite into it.

That has to be so annoying.

The best coconut cake I have ever eaten was vegan.

I can say a lot of bad things about Domino’s, but they at least have a warning about not being able to guarantee not cross-contaminating you with their pizza. My husband is gluten sensitive and has a friend who opened a pizza restaurant. At first they were really careful about using a separate oven and prep surface…

$15 for raw fucking falafel! Definitely not.

I love to eat vegan/vegetarian on occasion but no way in Hell am I ever ordering a salad that way. Just NO!

He was obviously riding a wave of coke and entitlement. How dare the bartender tell me not to break the health code? I do what I want.

I will never understand why anyone who doesn’t have to avoid gluten would do that. I have tried a few of my husband’s gluten free foods and damn. The pastas and pizza crusts (in fact I prefer GF pizza crust at most places that offer it) aren’t that bad, but the breads and muffins are ridiculous and crumble if you look…

It’s really that sensitive. I won’t Pinkham’s Law that story because I am fucking tired of this gluten free diet trend.

I am the same way, worried about mystery bruise until I realize it’s not all that mysterious because I remember walking into the door or the wall.

My husband still worries about me when he leaves me alone, and we’ve been married 11 years.

I have definitely done that. Have you ever opened the car door into your face? I actually thought I had chipped a tooth once by doing that. It turns out you can actually bruise your teeth, and I had bruised one of my molars.

Do you get excited when you finally figure out how you ended up with the mystery bruise? I sometimes do.

If she’s anything like me it wouldn’t matter. I can trip and fall flat on my face in sneakers. When I lived in Wisconsin I spent the entire winter in a state of terror (and covered in bruises) due to the ice and snow.